dean: i am honestly disappointed that i am the only person who cares about this group
dean: well how are you guys?
you: dean stop, you're going to make me feel bad for you-
you: and i really don't have time to feel bad for anyone today...
dean: you should, nobody texted me this whole summer
seamus: am i like a cockroach or something???
mione: that's draco
gin: sorry dean :( i was um busy
billius: she wasn't
gin is offline
padma: not him exposing his sister
padma: anyways my summer sucked since parvati was at lavenders house this whole summer...
parvati: bitch- you were there as well
padma: i know, but half the the time you two were flirting
nev: PAVENDER RIGHTS
you: ok parvati, i see you
you: well anyways i couldn't text anyone was because i was in florida.
mione: but you went live like every single day.
you: i needed to show off that i was on vacation somewhere 🙄
dean: yeah that's what hurt me, my fav barb was on vacation
you:
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you: i deserve a vacation because i am literally carrying hogwarts on my back.
you: it would be so dull and bland without me at hogwarts, you all would suffer
mione: that's true lol
harry: hey! are you saying that our group chat was boring before you added lila???
billius: damn right 🙄
luna: plus she has all the tea
nev: her and ginny's tea is immaculate, amazing, perfect, and spectacular
you: can this group just be complimenting me? i really like it ngl
you changed the group name to "lilas fan club"
harry: i am # 1 for lilas fan club
seamus: we know 🙄
you: anyways who wants to hear some tea
mione: ME
mione: i meant sure
billius: MEMEME
you: ok well you're in bad luck since i don't have any today
billius: w-why would you do that to me-
billius: i drop to my knees sobbing. "h-h-how could he do this to me," i said choking up sobs. cedric cheated on me once again. i saw a tall figure in front of me. i looked up and saw draco. we kissed our tongues fighting for dominance. we then got married.
seamus: NOT THE TONGUES FIGHTING FOR DOMINANCE-
nev: AND IT IS ALWAYS DAMN CEDRIC, LIKE PLEASE WHAT DID HE EVEN DO??? 😭
you: great story ron, and also i am feeling mean today so that's why
you: *inserts evil laugh*
harry: you're mean like every day though 🙄
you: lol and?
luna: i wouldn't say she is mean, i would just say she is ...
luna: mean
you: wait- am i like those typical badass mean girl that is also really hot but also very iconic
you: hmm thinking regina george.
you: or blair waldorf?
dean: as katherine pierce says... "it's okay to love them both."
harry: lol like how i love both cedric and lila
harry: my phone is acting up wtf that did not mean to send omg please that was autocorrect ugh i hate autocorrect don't you hate autocorrect like autocorrect sucks i swear i didn't say that
parvati:
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you: like how i want to be in a three-way with cedric and cho
you: mind you that was not autocorrect
padma: bestie why are you so bold today???
you: i'm in a good mood 😆
mione: why are you in a good mood today???
you: you really don't want to know 😊
gin is online
gin: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
gin: I THOUGHT I SAW FRED SO I WENT UP TO TALK TO HIM BUT WHEN HE TURNED AROUND IT WAS ACTUALLY DRACO
