shut up bitch
you: i am screaming...
mione: yes i hear you screaming
you: i got fleur delacours
fucking number.
mione: HOW?!?!?!
you: i was sitting at the griffyndor
table ya know eating my food and
fleur delacour asks if i know where
the pudding is so i told her and she
thanked me by giving me her
number.
harry: i am so happy for you 😐
you: he misses ron 😫
harry: NO BECAUSE PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO TAKE YOU
FROM ME
harry: FIRST CEDRIC GAVE
YOU HIS NUMBER, NOW
FLEUR WHOSE NEXT... CHO?
you: about that...
mione: CHO GAVE YOU HER
NUMBER?!?!?
you: yup, at this point i feel
like they have a crush on me
instead.
harry: so did you and fleur text
each other? 😑
you: no shit
harry: what did you text about?
mione: stop being such a creep
harry 🙄
harry: i just want to know that my
future girlfriend is not cheating on
me 🥱
sexymofo69 is online
sexymofo69: damn your smooth
with it son.
harry: huh
you: HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY 🥳
sexymofo69: this is why you're my
favorite lupin-black 🥰
you: i am the only lupin-black...
sexymofo69 is offline
mione: who was that?!
you: ummmm i don't know lol
harry: YOU KNOW WHAT, I CANT
DO THIS
you: shawty what's wrong???
harry: I MISS RON, IT IS NOT
THE SAME WITHOUT HIM
mione: SAME 😭😭😭😭
mione: sorry autocorrect lol,
autocorrect is so stupid you
know
you: lol then just add him?
you added billius
billius: I MISSED YOU GUYS
harry: NO I MISSED YOU MORE
billius: NO I DID
harry: NO ME
mione: i think we ALL missed him 🙄
you: pack it up victoria justice
billius: I MISSED ALL OF YOU,
IT WAS SO BORING WITHOUT
YOU GUYS 😫
harry: ok now we can talk about
my struggles together!!!
billius: no!
you: harry this was a me convo,
it's going to stay that way...
billius: so what were y'all talking
about???
you: i got fleur delacours number 😌
billius: WHATATAYHWHWA
billius: how come you have all
the hot people's numbers...
mione: lmao what???
you: jealous, hermione?
mione: i am not jealous 🙄
you: mhmm
harry: can we talk about me now? 🥺
you: no 🥺
harry: well i'm going to talk about
me anyways. so for the diewizard
tournament i have to fight a
dragon.
harry: *triwizard
harry: WHY DOES IT KEEP ON
AUTOCORRECTING. this has to
be a sign!
billius: chill just because you're
phone is shit doesn't mean you
have to blame it on autocorrect
all the time.
you: okay great talk now let's
talk more about me now.
mione: wait- you have to battle
a frickin dragon?! i thought
hogwarts was supposed to be
safe!
you: 😐
billius: not the frickin 💀
harry: i know! the only way i can
survive this is to get a good lucks
kiss from somebody!1!1!1!
billius: dumbledore would love
to give you a good lucks kiss.
harry: NOT HIM 🙄 somebody
elseee
billius: cedric?
you: dracooo ☺️
harry: ron, yes but no. lila, take
the fucking hint 🙄
mione: ohhhhh is it cho?
you: harry, back tf up. she is mine,
and same with cedric.
you: ugh i still need to ask cho and
cedric if i can't be in a three-way with
them 😫
harry: UGHHHH STOPPP
billius: is this man okay???
harry: ugh lila, i need a good
luck kiss from you, obviously 🙄
you: oh.
you are offline
YOU ARE READING
𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋²- h.potter
Fanfiction❝ fleur delacour is a goddess ❞ in which lila lupin-black tries not to die while being "friends" with harry potter. 4th year- goblet of fire ©estorine
