billius: OH MY GOD, HARRY I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS
harry: I AM SORRYY
mione: i am still confused, what sound did he use and why is it so bad???
you: h-he used the sound that goes like "guys i did it i found the person-"
you: i can't even continue
mione: OH MY GOD WTF HARRY EW YOU ARE AN ICK LEAVE THIS GROUP
harry: I DIDN'T EVEN USE IT STOP BLAMING MEEEE
you: YES YOU DID
you: ron i can hear you crying
billius: this is just so much to take in, i-i don't know what to do...
you: take that man and throw him into the dumpster
mione: please
harry: I DIDN'T EVEN USE THE SOUND STOPPPP
you: stop lying
billius: harry you could've got the card... but instead you destroyed your chances
mione: what card 😳
billius:
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billius: i was waiting... i am so utterly disappointed
you: you sound like mr. darcy.
mione: you read books???
you: no, i watch the movies. 1800 books have grammar that i just can't understand
harry: SORRY FORGIVE ME, I DIDN'T MEAN TOO
billius: leave, i don't even want to see your face
harry: we are texting...
billius: i don't want to see your name.
harry: then change it.
billius: i don't want to talk to you.
you: why is ron picking fights with everyone this year.
mione: he's probably on his man period.
billius: period???
you: the chunky red stuff
harry: ???
you: whatever snape is going to teach you next year anyways
mione: WAIT SNAPE IS TEACHING THAT
you: LMAO I THINK OR IT MIGHT BE DUMBLES
billius: TEACH US WHAT???
harry: hormones i believe
billius: i said i don't want to talk to you
harry: AND I SAID I AM SORRY
billius: if you crack a plate and then say sorry to it,, will the crack go away???
you: nah because i def heard this on pinterest or some shit
mione: and i thought lila was dramatic 😳
harry: well ron guess what you're not a plate so just accept my apology
you: PLEASE WHY IS RON MAD I WAS THE ONE THAT HAD TO WITNESS IT
billius: i am teaching him a lesson, thank me for it
mione: how about we just move on from this moment
harry: please *crying face*
mione: harry this is not wattpad message board. you can insert emojis...
you: so you read stories on wattpad???
mione: ummm no
billius: i read on a03
harry: bruh,, that website is literally so confusing like how tf am i suppose to see the cmnts
billius: there are no comments
harry: n-n-no comments?!?!?
billius: i tap on the website a03 to read smut with drako maltoy. i see someone ship dramione & i immediately try to start a fight since i am a #baddiebaka but the thing is ... i cant. i drop to my knees and start crying. "i hate you a03 i was about to say how dramione is s-s-such a cute baka." i throw my phone out the window and then i try to shift to the fanfic manacled to be hermiones place
you: OMG NOT THAT GIRL TRYING TO SHIFT TO MANACLED
mione: what's manacled???
you: um nothing. anyways i am going to down to the lake byeeeeee
harry: why?
you: fleur needs help with the second task i believe
harry: same with me 🙄
you: ok mr chosen one, do it yourself
you are offline
harry: ugh
billius: you did this to yourself
harry: I SAID I WAS SORRY
authors note ! no faceclaim for lila anymore cause... i don't know just imagine whoever you like
