Catnip

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A dare for Dak, from
@migulehov
"(Gives Dak a catnip) here's a gift for your dragons, make sure to record it, have fun."

Dak: Hehehe this will be funny! *starts recording* Hey guys! I have a gift for you!

Burple: Is it food?

Dak: Mmm... sort of. Try it!

Winger: Um... it's alright..... woah.

Summer: Do any of you feel... weird?

Aggro: Uh Dak? Why are you recording this?

Cutter: *hanging from the ceiling*

Burple: That stuffs good.... but it's messing with my head....

Winger: Dak? What did you give us?

Dak: It may or may not have been... catnip.

Summer: So that's why everything is upside down!

Dak: No? Everything is upside down because you are upside down.

Summer: *laying upside down on the floor* No I'm not.

Dak: *laughing at the dragons while recording*

Aggro: I'm a dragon!

Cutter: Whaaaat? How is that possible?

Aggro: I don't know!

Burple: Hey guys check this out! *flaps wings really slow*

Winger: Woah.....

Burple: And this! *flaps wings really fast*

Winger: I wish I could do that....

Cutter: *still hanging from the ceiling* why are all of you on the ceiling?

Summer: I'm on the ceiling? I don't want to be on the ceiling! *starts crying*

Aggro: Why did you make Summer sad?!

Cutter: No she's perfectly happy.

Summer: Wait I'm happy too?! *cries more*

Aggro: Now you made her even more sad!

Winger: *chewing on a wood plank* this fish tastes like splinters.

Aggro and Cutter: *screaming incomprehensible words at each other*

Burple: *keeps flapping wings* I am inevitable!

Aggro: Maybe I will take a bath in tree leaves!

Cutter: Good! Cuz I want to go to a water park!

Dak: *laughing so hard he can barely breathe* I need to show this to Leyla!

Winger: Wow my mouth finger hurts.

Dak: *laughing even harder* Um you mean your tongue?

Winger: NO ITS A MOUTH FINGER!!

Summer: *crying even more* I want a mouth finger!

Dak: You have one!

Summer: I do?!?! *cries harder*

Cutter: AND STAY THAT WAY!

Aggro: I will never stay that way!

Burple: *really deep voice* I'm a big buff Cheeto puff!

Dak: This is getting a little bit out of hand. Thanks for the dare!

Cutter: *chucks a chair across the room*

Dak: Woah! Be careful!

Cutter: I WILL NEVER BE FULL OF CARE!

Dak: Oh boy. Until next time!

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