drowning under the weight of his secret love for his best friend, kiyoomi finds an outlet when he receives an accidental text from an unknown number. but he might find out that the identity of his mystery confidant isn't as unknown as he thinks.
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KIYOOMI: no, no we are not having this conversation.
UNKNOWN: so you've NEVER loved anyone before? 🧐 seems a lil sus...
KIYOOMI: i didn't say that, i merely refused to talk about relationships with YOU.
UNKNOWN: so you ARE in love with someone? 😍
KIYOOMI: stop being a dick and listen to what i'm saying. i am not going to discuss my relationships with you period.
UNKNOWN: ughhHhH fine but at least let me venttttt 😩😩😩 i need somewhere to unload my emotionsssss
KIYOOMI: i don't want to listen to you bitch when i could be spending my night doing literally anything else. plus, why ME? if you're so desperate to talk about your feelings, you should talk to those many other friends you claim to have. or that favorite person you ditched me for.
UNKNOWN: but i already talked to my friends and they were mean to me about it 😩 and this is aBOUT my favorite person why do you think they're my favorite 🥲
UNKNOWN: i will literally bet you money that there's a study somewhere about anonymity making it easier to open up about shit 😤
KIYOOMI: 🙄 don't you have like... a best friend you can talk to?
UNKNOWN: okay let's get one thing real clear here: my favorite person, best friend, and the love of my life ARE THE SAME PERSON.
KIYOOMI: well then you're totally screwed, aren't you?
UNKNOWN: 😐 thanks that was helpful
KIYOOMI: i aim to please 😊
UNKNOWN: i honestly don't get u u hate me but u talk to me u won't talk to me bout my feelings but u let me spew bullshit what's the deal man imma start to think you actually like me if u keep this up
KIYOOMI: well i wouldn't want to give you that impression, now would i?
UNKNOWN: 🙄 alright asshole just let me dip into some more of my endless supply of goodwill for u
KIYOOMI: such a dramatic bitch. [Read: 6:34 p.m]
KIYOOMI: fine. what was the advice you wanted to ask me for?
UNKNOWN: i knew you'd come around. 😁 ok so in this hypothetical world of hypotheticalities
KIYOOMI: that is definitely not a word.
UNKNOWN: whatever. in this hypothetical scenario, how would one tell their best friend they are hypothetically in love with them?
KIYOOMI: i'm really not the right person to ask for this.
UNKNOWN: but you're the shitty plot device character in my grand romantic arc who's supposed to give me sage life advice when i need it most 😩
KIYOOMI: are you sure you're not MY shitty plot device character meant to add interest to my day to day life?
UNKNOWN: shiiiit why would you say that now imma be thinking about it forever but fr. i need help.
KIYOOMI: i don't know jack about romance but if you want my bullshit opinion, i'd say honesty is always best.
UNKNOWN: absolutely not happening 😖 if you knew my bby you'd know that Honesty would probably get me killed
KIYOOMI: then maybe you need to choose a new person 👀
UNKNOWN: whY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT???
KIYOOMI: if you knew you weren't going to like my advice, why did you ask?
UNKNOWN: i thought you'd miraculously give me an answer i want to hear...once again you've disappointed me 😔
KIYOOMI: 😐
UNKNOWN: i hEARD it okAY u can stfu with ur 😐 oh yeah and
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fuck u
KIYOOMI: impressive. you managed to find a made up word in an unofficial dictionary.
UNKNOWN: so much for being my shitty plot device character 🥲 [Read: 6:53 p.m]
UNKNOWN: and here we go with the read again. [Read: 6:53 p.m]
UNKNOWN: okay ykw just forget it [Read: 6:55 p.m]
KIYOOMI: you said i'm here to give you advice when you need it most.
KIYOOMI: maybe you just don't need it yet.
UNKNOWN: what the shit [Read: 7:01 p.m]
UNKNOWN: who aRE YOU?? [Read: 7:01 p.m]
UNKNOWN: fuuuuucking hell
UNKNOWN: yOU CAN'T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THAT AND LEAVE
