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ATSUMU: alright i really try not to come to u guys for advice bc y'all r the fucking worst at romance not to mention ur some chaotic mfs
BuT
i'm currently seeking advice that i will cherry pick tf out of
and what i've gotten so far ain't satisfactory



BOKKUN: U RATTED ME OUT TO KEIJI Y SHOULD I HELP U 🥲🥲🥲




ANNOYINGORANGE: Cmon Bokkun he didn't mean to! He's our friend and he needs help!!



BOKKUN: ITS A MATTER OF PRINCIPAL 🥲



AYEAYECAPTAIN: Wrong usage of 'principal' but Atsumu, you should apologize.



ATSUMU: I SHOULD APOLOGIZE?!?!?!
look if anything i was doing him a favor because he shouldn't be stressing an injured area 🙄



AYEAYECAPTAIN: You directly caused relationship difficulties for your teammate. Apologize.



ATSUMU: and what if i don't 😝



AYEAYECAPTAIN: I'll bench you.



ATSUMU: u wouldn't. 🤭



AYEAYECAPTAIN: 😄 Test me!



ATSUMU: oH my gOD IM SORRY BOKKUN DONT LET MEIAN BENCH ME 😩😩😩



BOKKUN: why should i forgive you 🧐




ATSUMU: oH come ON IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I DIDNT MEAN TO !!!! 😩🥲😩



BOKKUN: 🤨🤨🤨



ATSUMU: i'll get samu to give u free food for a week 🥺




BOKKUN: consider urself forgiven 😌💅❤️



SHISHI: food whore



ANNYOINGORANGE: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS



ATSUMU: does this mean u guys are ready to listen to my problems now ? 😆



SHISHI: depends what are they?



TOMMY: And are they going to inconvenience us in any way? 😌



ATSUMU: you guys are such bad frieeendddsss 😩😩😩



SHISHI: they are but i'm not. i'm ur unwilling teammate and accidental acquaintance.



ATSUMU: it's a good thing i never expect anything from u because i'd spend my entire life disappointed 🤩



SHISHI: i live to displease 😘



ANNOYINGORANGE: Fr TsumuKun what's wrong?




ATSUMU: how do i tell my crush i like them 🥺



BOKKUN: ohhHohoho is this about Sakkun???



ANNOYINGORANGE: IS THIS ABOUT OMI SAN? 🤭🤭🤭



AYEAYECAPTAIN: Are you having problems with Sakusa?



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