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MATTSUWAWA: ATSUMU MIYA THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT



ATSUMU: dude u have to be more specific
i fuck up a lotta shit



OINKOINKBITCH: okay but why is this a gc if ur just yelling at tsumu ?



MATTSUWAWA: MAKKI FUCKING MOVED OUT



OINKOINKBITCH: whAT



ATSUMU: who???



MATTSUWAWA: THE GUY WE WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT A WEEK AGO
MAKKI
HANAMAKI
HE MOVED OUT



OINKOINKBITCH: WHY??



MATTSUWAWA: THAT FUCKING GUYS NUMBER U GAVE ME
I CALLED IT AND WE FUCKED BUT MAKKI HEARD US AND
thEN HE JUST MOVED OUT WTF



ATSUMU: HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?!



OINKOINKBITCH: mattsun i literally told you this was going to happen?!?!
you said you would talk to him
omfg you didn't did you
you just had sex w that gym bro an expected makki to be
omfg ur such an idiot



MATTSUWAWA: hOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOULDN'T FLY
HE LITERALLY NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT IT



OINKOINKBITCH: really? not once?



MATTSUWAWA: NO.
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE
EXCLUSIVE
OR WHATEVER



OINKOINKBITCH: dude you couldn't have just gathered from context?
like we live in a mostly monogamous society
and neither of you have ever shown signs of not following that



MATTSUWAWA: bECAUSE I AM MONOGOMOUS
kinda



OINKOINKBITCH: well there's your fucking problem



ATSUMU: i'm sorry can we go back to the part where this isn't actually my fault



MATTSUWAWA: WHY DIDN"T YOU sTOP ME



ATSUMU: okay ONE it's not my responsibility to stop you from doing stupid shit
and tWO even if it was, i TRIED TO BUT U SAID TO STOP RIDING UR ASS BC WE'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS



MATTSUWAWA: aoihsdoiheofhiorhiorhegoiheiogh
HOW DO I FIX THIS



ATSUMU: literally why are you asking me. i've known you for less than three months. and i already gave my two cents before u went and fucked it up



OINKOINKBITCH: idk man thats up to u


[MATTSUWAWA added IWA to the chat]


MATTSUWAWA: HAJIME HELP ME THESE TWO R BEING USELESS



IWA: What did you do?



MATTSUWAWA: nOTHING.



IWA: Somehow I don't believe you.



OINKOINKBITCH: he fucked another guy while he and makki were still doing their weird sex-but-not-dating thing. and then makki moved out. and now you're all caught up.



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