Mandalorians: He is the Mand'alor
Din: No you don't understand. I never set out to be Mand'alor. I only wanted to save my child from Moff Gideon!
Mandalorians: He took on one of the most dangerous Imperials in single combat to protect his family! Praise the Mand'alor!
Din: Wait, let me explain! The child was a foundling under my care—
Mandalorians: He treats the foundling as his own flesh and blood! All praise!
Din: No! Listen! He was threatening my child with the darksaber, so I took out my pure beskar spear—
Mandalorians: He used a pure beskar spear to defeat the Imperial! Praise the Mand'alor! He is the greatest Mandalorian to have ever lived!
Din: [lets out an exasperated sigh]
Grogu: [cheering with the Mandalorians using his own cute baby noises]
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RandomThe sequel to "We're Family" Basically a Star Wars shitpost book! I don't own anything unless it's my own words or me ranting about stuff. Other than that, I find everything on Pinterest.
