[Hin, I found something.]
[You sent me the video of the bunny attacking the snake last week.]
[It's not that. But I can send that to you again if you want.]
[Three times is enough.]
[Brave little guy.]
[More like a WWE wannabe. That snake was on the run and he just kept dragging it back.]
[He was making sure it would never come back. I'd say he had a burrow nearby.]
[I think it got the message.]
[What if it came back with more snakes to attack all together?]
[You think the snake was going to swear vengeance on the backyard bunny, round up its snake mafia cousins and come back to redeem its name?]
[What do you think its snake mafia name would be?]
[Jake.]
[Not to scare you, but do you think Jake has a family looking for him? Doe said she domesticated him herself.]
[Doe is five. Pleum got him from a breeder.]
[Smart. Less chance of those wild loyalties kicking in.]
[Aren't you supposed to be in a meeting now?]
[We're waiting outside for the first session to finish. Oh, that reminds me why I messaged you.]
[Miracle.]
[There's this old magazine with some really funny horoscopes. Yours is spot-on.]
[I'm guessing it doesn't say I'm destined for success and lifelong happiness.]
["You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive."]
[Nice.]
["You lie a great deal." I actually disagree with this part. Just this part.]
[Cheers.]
["You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you're stupid. Everyone thinks you're a fucking jerk."]
[And you agree with that part?]
[When I say you're stupid, you know I don't mean your education.]
[My university should hire you.]
[And everyone *thinks* you're a jerk doesn't mean you are.]
[Pretty sure that's what it means.]
[Jerk, why does being cool always work for you?]
[You should try it.]
[Don't need to. Everyone loves me.]
[What does your shitty horoscope say? Don't lie.]
["You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems."]
[Sure.]
["Which makes you a sucker."]
[Damn, you didn't even get one line without a backhand.]
["You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer."]1
[Okay I'm good with mine.]
[Joke's on them. I'm not on welfare.]
[Although you are in a prison.]
[800 metres is a decent prison.]
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The Ordinary Haunting II
Fanfiction~Sequel to The Ordinary Haunting~ Tay Tawan was not expecting to get tied to New Thitipoom when he died. He used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of guy; the kind with no real troubles or regrets that he considered important enough to stop him from his e...
