The Meta Bros

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TW: Anime Dedede is a d!ck

Multi: Alright guys I have another video to show you and this one is better and funnier. And y'all have too many question so I'ma just start the video!

Tiff: But wait, what is the video about?

Multi: A past cooking competition between Dark Meta Knight and Meta Knight.

Escargoon: I bet there cooking sucks.

Multi: Also, you get to taste them because with my magical powers I can replicate the food exactly how it tastes and-

King DDD: Shut up girly! And put on that video so I can eat food.

Multi: Yeesh, fine.

Meta: We're making 3 different dishes and the winner get's 10,000 D-bills. But the cook-off has a huge twist so let's go.

Galacta: You didn't invite me!?

Meta: So we're making a pizza but here's the twist, we're not allowed to use a rolling pin, a pan, a knife or a can opener, so let's go.

Meta: So I've got a whole bunch of dough cause I'm making a Dreamland deep dish pizza.

Dameta: Nice, I have to cook my eggs but since I can't use a hotplate or a pan I'm going to be using dry ice.

Tiff: What's dry ice?

Multi: It's a type of ice that's so strong that the moment you put something on like water it will instantly freeze.

Tuff: Woah!

Meta: Oh Nova! Wait that's going to freeze the eggs there's no way that will cook the egg though.

Dameta: I guess we'll find out. 1..2..3... *He cracks the egg*

Both: Oh!

Meta: It's sizzling!

Escargoon: I wonder why our Meta Knight is such a bummer.

Dameta: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Meta: As you do that I'm going to create my Dreamland deep dish, but the issue is I'm not allowed to use a pan, so I'm just gonna have kinda mold it with my hands, here like this. 

Tiff: Dreamland?

DDD: Yeah that's my Kingdom.

Anime Meta Knight:  So its seems that even our Kingdoms are different.

Dameta: This is pretty cool man.

Meta: Look at it right there man, it's just kind of like: bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh. 

Dameta: Oh, dude! I'm gonna try to cook the egg in this thing here. Yo it's like bubbling up!

Meta: It's so cool! I gotta say that's probably the coolest way I've ever seen eggs cooked, man.

Dameta: This reminds me off a stress ball.

Meta: The deep dish crust is done. Next up I gotta make some rotisserie chicken right now.

DDD: Wait I just realized you never told us you could cook?

MK: You don't need to know everything about me.

Dameta: It totally worked! Look at this

Meta: Wait, pick it up or is it just stuck there though?

Dameta: It's a little stuck, wait.

Meta: Dude! It looks like a saucer! And because I'm not allowed to use a knife to slice up the chicken, I brought along some swords from my private collection, so...

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