we are all in the hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, Gabby and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Ross: I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug. God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
(Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.)
Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
Chandler: You have to pick your moments.
(Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.)
Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?
Ross: She's not even here yet.
Gabriella: What's with the guitar?
Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical.
(Carol and Susan arrive.)
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker.
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean.
...
The Waiting Room, Joey is falling asleep on Gabby's shoulder.
Gabriella: I want a baby.
Joey: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.
Gabriella: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
Joey: Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.
...
(The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Joey, Gabby, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.)
Phoebe: (singing)
(Ross gives Phoebe a dollar.)
Phoebe: Thanks, Ross.
Ross: Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.
Phoebe: Ok.
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Chandler: You'll get one.
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
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The one with Gabriella|| Joey Tribbiani |||
Teen FictionI thought today would be normal but little did i know that when i walked in to the coffe shop i would meet my soulmate. AN: English is not my first language so if i write something wrong i'm sorry. I know Joey only knows the bad worlds in italian bu...