At Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica, Rachel, Gabby, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.
[Chandler and Joey enter.]
Joey: Hey.
Chandler: Hey.
Gabriella: (to joey) Hey babe
Joey: (to gabby) Hey (Kiss her). How much did you guys tip the super this year?
Chandler: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.
Monica: Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies.
Chandler: And twenty-five it is.
Joey: You gave him cookies?
Monica: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Phoebe: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
Chandler: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
Phoebe: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.
Ross: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
Rachel: Uhh, the mailman, the super.
[There's a bang at the door.]
Monica: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.
Joey: Oh my God.
Gabriella: What?
Joey: Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
[Joey shows them the torn-up newspaper.]
Rachel: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.
Monica: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.
Ross: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, 'Gershwin musical' actually is bitemebitemebitemebiteme.
...
At central perk. Monica, Chandler, Gabby and Joey are seated at couches. Rachel is working behind the counter.
Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.
Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
Ross: Hey guys.
Chandler, Monica, Gabby and Joey : Hey.
[Ross approaches Rachel at counter.]
After talking to Rachel ross dit down with the rest of us.
Ross: Hey guys.
All: Hey.
Chandler: What's in the bag?
Ross: Um, just some presents.
Joey: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
Ross: [childishly] OK. OK, this is a picture frame from Ben to my parents, huh.
Gabriella: Cute.
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The one with Gabriella|| Joey Tribbiani |||
Teen FictionI thought today would be normal but little did i know that when i walked in to the coffe shop i would meet my soulmate. AN: English is not my first language so if i write something wrong i'm sorry. I know Joey only knows the bad worlds in italian bu...