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Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.

Ross: So I told Carl, 'Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.' But of course this went in one ear and out.....

Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he's Alan Alda.

Monica: Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?

Gabriella: I'm late!! how am i gonna tell joey..

Jason: I wonder if monica likes me?

Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.

Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.

(Joey is singing in his head.)

Phoebe: Who's singing?

...

Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, they're watching Happy Days

Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.

Monica: I was always Joanne.

Joey: Question. Was ah, 'Egg the Gellers!' the war cry of your neighbourhood?

(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janice's ex-husband, comes on TV.)

Phoebe: Ewww! Oh! It's the Mattress King!

Joey: Booo!!

Chandler: (to Janice) Don't look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!

Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.

Matress King: (on TV) 'Despair fills the mattress showroom. My kingdom is suddenly without a queen. I'm so depressed I'm going to slash... my prices!! Check it out! Four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set! I'm going medieval on prices!

Chandler: What a wank!

Janice: Oh, I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses.

Monica: I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. (they all stare at her) And I'm appalled for you by the way.

Matress King: (on TV) I'm close. I'm cheap. I'm the king.

...

Gabby was walking to the drug store to get a pregnancy test.

Cashier: That will be 9, 25$ (gabby pays) Thanks have a good day!

Gabriella: you too!

...

At home gabby walks to the bathroom and pees on the stick.

Gabriella: Okayyy.. 2 minutes.

2 minutes later.

She turnes it over

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She's pregnant..

Gabriella: oh.. my.. god... how am i gonna tell joey, how is he going to react!!!

Joey: hello??

Gabriella: Bathroom!

Joey: Oh Okay. Are you okay you have been acting weird the whole day?

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