The one with Gabriella|| Joey Tribbiani |||

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Joey and Gabriella's apartment.

Gabriella: Good morning baby.

Joey: Mmm, good morning sweetie. (he says in his sexy dark morning voice, IYKYK) How are you and the baby today?

Gabriella: We're good although I'm sick of having feet the size of melons.

Joey: I'm sorry baby.

Gabriella: It's okay. It's 100% worth it.

...

Gabriella enters central perk where the whole gang is. They all have a stunned face.

Gabriella: Hey guys!

All: Hey

Joey: Hey baby. ( points to his lap) come here.

She goes and sits down in his lap and gives him a kiss.

Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?

Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don't take his name.

Monica: He didn't ask me to marry him.

All: Ohh.

Phoebe: Well then definitely don't take his name.

Monica: He wanted to tell me he's gonna compete in some ultimate fighting competition thingy.

The Guys and Gabriella: Pete?!

Rachel: Why?! What is it?

Monica: I don't know exactly. It's-it's sorta like wrestling.

Phoebe: (intrigued) Oh?!

Monica: Yeah, but without the costumes.

Phoebe: (disappointed) Oh.

Joey: And it's not fake, it's totally brutal.

Gabriella: Very brutal..

Chandler: Yeah, it's two guys in a ring, and the rules are: "There are no rules."

Monica: So you can like, bite, and pull people's hair and stuff?

Ross: Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.

Monica: What's fish hooking?

Ross: Huh, what's fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Ross's mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?

Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.

...

Monica and Rachel's apartment, Ross is making reservations.

Ross: (on phone) That's right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for seven. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.

Rachel: Yes!!

Chandler: All right buddy, way to go! (smacks him on the butt)

Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?

Chandler: Thank you! Today, my boss kept slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.

Phoebe: Yeesh, what'd you do about it?

Chandler: Well, I didn't do anything. I didn't want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.

Monica: I gotta tell ya, I think it's okay to be that guy.