The one with Gabriella|| Joey Tribbiani |||

10

Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself while Gabby is reading, Joey enters

Joey: Hey.

Chandler: Hey. Hold on a second. [shoots a goal] Huh?

Joey: Nice, nice. Hey I got somethin' for you. [hands Chandler an envelope.

Chandler: What's this?

Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.

Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?

Joey: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.

Chandler: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.

Joey: Hey, this is a little extra somethin' for uh, ya know, always bein' there for me. [hands Chandler a jewelry box]

Chandler: Wow, I don't know what to say. [opens the box and pulls out an incredibly gaudy gold bracelet] Wow, I, I don't know what to say.

Joey: Heh, what d'ya say?

Chandler: I don't know. It's a bracelet.

Joey: Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.

Chandler: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.

Joey: Put it on.

Chandler: Oh, now? [puts it in his desk drawer] No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. [sets a chair in front of the drawer]

Joey: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.

Chandler: I so am.

Joey: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?

Chandler: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

...

Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Gabby and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.

Ross: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?

Gabriella: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.

Ross: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?

Chandler: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.

Ross: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.

Phoebe: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

Ross: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.

Chandler: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

Phoebe: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .