The one with Gabriella|| Joey Tribbiani |||

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Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.

Chandler: (to Bonnie) So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!

Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and suddenly, I don't know, we were, we were making out.

Chandler: Tell it again. Seriously.

Rachel, Gabriella and Monica are at the counter

Rachel: (To Monica and Gabby) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?

Joey: (Sitting by the counter hearing the conversation) Yeah sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.

Gabriella: Baby, she was listing the countries she's done it in.

Joey: Well, I think we all learned something

Gabriella smacks his head.

Phoebe: (Entering, hurriedly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! ( She hands Chandler a picture) That's my Mom's writing! Look.

Chandler: (Reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.

Phoebe: Y'know what that means?

Joey: That you're actually 50?

Phoebe: No'no, that's not, that's not me Phoebe, that's her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. (Ross and Bonnie look at her quizzically) Best friends forever.

All: Oh!

Rachel: That is so cool

Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know, like, where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?

All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!

Bonnie: (To Ross) Shoot! I can't go, I have to work!

Ross: That's too bad.

Rachel: (Sarcastic) Ohh, big fat bummerrr.

Phoebe: So great! Okay! Tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk.

Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!

(Rachel turns and gives him a look, and Joey quickly apologizes.)

...

Gabriella and Joey walks up to Chandler and Monica who are sitting outside Central perk. Joey is carrying a brown paper bag as luggage.

Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!

Joey: No, it's just my luggage

(Phoebe drives up.)

Chandler, Monica, Gabriella and Joey: Hey!!

Joey: Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!

Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this
woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy
back gives me his beach house.

Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?

Phoebe: Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.

Rachel: (approaching) Hey!

Chandler: Hey!

Joey: Hey-hey, check out the hat!

(She is wearing this giant straw hat, the brim on it must be at least,
least foot wide.)

Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat!
They did experiments on me! I can't have children!!