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🐝 lover:
Okay, I'm here.
🥛 boy:
Same.
🧊 man:
So why did you faint in the car, charles?
Supermax🦁:
Is everyone sitting?
🐐 Goatifi:
He's not dying right?
Chili🌶:
If he is, I'm wrapping everyone in bubble wrap.
🇨🇦 boy:
So?
Spanishgod:
I'm sitting.
Sirlew 🇬🇧:
So am i.
Aussie 🦘 :
Well?
Ferrari🤴🏻:
I am NOT dying! For everyone's info. But next year i am not raving either.
🐝 lover:
What? Why?
🇫🇷 boy:
Oh no.
Estiebestie:
It's not because of the crash right? Not scared that you'll die right?
🥛 boy:
I'm crying if you quit.
Ferrari🤴🏻:
Well, I'm taking a break year.
🧊 man:
Bwoah...stop beating around the bush. Cut to the chase.
Supermax🦁:
Okay, we won't.
Ferrari🤴🏻:
I'm about three months pregnant. I fainted of low blood pressure.
🐝 lover:
You're one of those men?
Ferrari🤴🏻:
Yes...
🧊 man:
You could have told us. We wouldn't have seen you differently. But congrats.
🇫🇷 boy:
I knew it.
🇨🇦 boy:
You know, i think it's cool that you can.
🥛 boy:
Oh, congrats charlito.
Chili🌶:
So that's why you been throwing up all weekend. But stilll. Congrats.
Supermax🦁:
I told him to go to the doctor but he wouldn't listen.
Ferrari🤴🏻:
Because I didn't think it was necessary!
Supermax🦁:
I have been telling you this for a month! The crash could have been worse, charles! I could have lost you! I wouldn't know how to life without you.
Ferrari🤴🏻:
I'm sorry.
Supermax🦁:
Come here, schatje.
Babyschumi:
Shortest argument i have ever witnessed.
🐝 lover:
Yes, shortest agreement.
🧊 man:
Better then their physical fights.
🥛boy:
I was with them one weekend and they got in one tiny argument which lasted three sentences before they agreed again.
Chili🌶:
It was about wearing a jacket out for dinner. Max wanted charles to wear a jacket and charles didn't think it was necessary. Max was right in the end and handed his jacket to charles.
Ferrari🤴🏻:
In my defence it was hot that day. I didn't know it would rain and cool down that much.
Supermax🦁:
And that's why i wore a long sleeved shirt that night. I knew you would be cold.
