the ooze, the gooze, the stab wound

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Spooktober 10: Ooze

⚠️ kinda gross, nothing graphic⚠️

f.o.s crew

silly string: ok kindly ignore how late it is

silly string: google says my stab wound got infected this is objectively bad right 

silly string: wow hi everybody i just watched everyone go online so fast !!

smooth criminal: peter.

neddiebear:

neddiebear: You better give the best man speech at my wedding ur literally the reason I'm in a deeply committed relationship with webmd

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neddiebear: You better give the best man speech at my wedding ur literally the reason I'm in a deeply committed relationship with webmd

silly string: it's ok guys i was joking

smooth criminal: you when you lie

neddiebear: 🤯

silly string: i was joking in the way that i already took meds and im healing already but it does hurt

silly string: is it possible to die of sepsis from infected stab wound

silly string: sepsis still exists right

smooth criminal: you're so stupid. how are you so stupid. peter. i'm begging you.

neddiebear: Google confirms sepsis still exists

neddiebear: Do you hav e blisters around the . cant believe I'm about to say this. Stab wound

silly string: no sir

neddiebear: Do you have a fever

silly string: no sir

neddiebear: Confusion or delirium

silly string: no more than usual

smooth criminal: shit he's septic isn't he. oh well

neddiebear: 😢

smooth criminal: it was nice knowing you peter

silly string: you're laughing. there is OOZE coming out of a hole in my leg that is going to kill me and you're laughing.

smooth criminal: yes. haha

neddiebear: Gross

neddiebear: TMI 😕

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