At the Garage ,
T...tujhe p...pata hai e...ek diwar du....sre diwaar se kyaa kehta hain? " Billu asked fumbling badly .
Nodding his head Gopi asked,
" kyaa?"
" I'll meet you in the corner... Hehe ..hehehe."
Billu said clinking the beer bottle with Gopi.
" Hahahaha ...! Billkul bhi maja nehi aya...! Waise bhi main deewaron ka baat nehi sunta . Kisika paranormal baat sunna Buri baat hota hain.."
Gopi said making a frown.
Meanwhile Billu nodded his head with a disbelief and utter ,
" You mean personal??"
Gopi agreed taking a burp ,
" Yeah this one. Heheh.!
" waise Tujhe pata hai meri biwi kyaa kehti hain? " He added.
Crying in a shallow tone billu replied, " mujhe kaise pata hoga meri toh ekbar bhi shaadi nehi Hui..."
" Ro maat , I can underpant Tera dukh.." Gopi said gulping down one more shot.
" Hein..., Underpant? Par , woh toh maine pehna hi nehi hain .. hehehe !" Billu said with a hiccup.
" Arey Mera matbal, samajhne wala underpant pagal .. "
Gopi said back in a clumsy tone.
" Oh you mean Understand."
Billu asked pointing his fingers as if he's cracked some difficult formula.
" Hehe! Yeah this one...! well, I must say tumhara angrezi is very poor " Gopi said laughing along.
" Haan poor toh hoga hi Karishma madam ki wajah se Mera professional career chopat jo ho gaya hain....."
Billu said with a sad grin .
Hearing him Gopi laughed uncontrollably, then continued raffling his hairs " tuje pata hain meri biwi kehti hain ki main Rajesh Khanna lagta hoon ..."
Listening his statement Billu started wiping his unshade tears of laughter , he uttered,
" Gopu , mujhe Jaan ke Bohat dukh hua ki Teri biwi andhi hain. "
" Arehh... Woh mere sapnon mein aisi kehti hai. Bhai , Mera sapna meri biwi , main usse kuchh bhi bulvau meri marji ..." Gopi said in a louder tone standing up keeping the bottle on his head.
" Tu bura maat Maan mere yaar, tu ruk ja light on karke tujhe aaina dikhata hoon tu thoda sa bhi accha nehi dikhta hain ..." Billu said keeping his fingers on the switch board while Gopi interrupted him by putting his hands covering the switch board itself.
Then After few hiccups Gopi utter, " ye light ein nehi hogi on is the , main hoon is garage ka Don is the. "
" Tu mera ungli chor gopu , tuje pata hain main ek ungli se tuje patak ke gira sakta hu ..." Billu said throwing the beer bottle he was holding.
" Tu agar ungli se patak sakta hain toh main tujhe nakhun se cheer ke phad sakta hu ." Saying this Gopi started fighting with his unsteady movement while billu dodges that.
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Outer side of Mallick house
" Shukriya Miss Singh, itni khubsurat pal ke liye.Humein ye bunk zindagi bhar yaad rahega ." Haseena said getting off the bike.
In return KS Just smiled and haseena asked,
" Aap Haas kyun Rahi Hain? "
" Kuch nehi , jab humko tumse se Thank u sun na tha pichle bar tab tumne kaha nehi , aur aab isbar jab nehi chahte aab tum Thank you bol rahi ho. " KS replied.
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