The Heavenly Vee (Male Reader x Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss)

Chapter XVII

(Disclaimer: I don't own Hazbin Hotel. Any pictures or videos used don't belong to me)

Blitzo is speeding down the street blasting music. Loona is in the passenger seat. Millie and Moxxie are seated at the back of the Van. 

" I love this song!" Blitzo starts singing the song's lyrics but is failing to keep up. " ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫"

Loona is mildly annoyed at Blitzo's singing. Moxxie is trying to block out the loud music. Millie is enjoying the ride as she rolls down the window and smiles. 

" ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫" Blitzo drives into the I.M.P headquarters parking lot. 

" ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫" 

A pink car pulls into Blitzo's parking spot causing him to slam on the breaks. " Oh, shit! Fu-"

Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads 'SUCKS-4-LIFE'. 

" Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and leans out the window. " Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

Blitzo freezes for a moment when realizing who the car's owner is, his ex-girlfriend Verosika Mayday. 

" Oh, shit! Verosika!" 

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops. " Blitz-o." 

" I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitzo leans out the window too much and falls on his face. He gets back up and finishes his insult. " ...three rings DOWN!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts," Verosika said. 

" Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Blitzo said loudly. 

Verosika flips her hair back dramatically before firing back at Blitzo. " Hey let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb. " So, your sister says 'Hi'."

Blitzo angrily marches in front of Verosika. " Why are you parkin' here?!" Blitzo questioned angrily. " This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" Blitzo told Verosika, glaring at her. 

Verosika bends down to Blitzo's height. " Actually, prick. It has my name on it." Verosika pointed at the floor. Blitzo saw his company's name sprayed over while Verosika's name was written underneath. 

" I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building and they wanted me to prove myself during spring break," Verosika told Blitzo. 

Loona who was watching from the Van was shocked to see Verosika. " No way..." 

Blitzo was not happy with what he just heard. " A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" 

Verosika just smirks when seeing Blitzo get angry so easily. " Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..." 

Blitzo and Verosika start talking simultaneously. " Three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty house riding lessons?!" 

" Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" Blitzo said with a stomp.