Hazbin hotel : The Fallen One

Radio Killed the Video Star

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Azazel: Again, could be my fault

Vaggie: What do you mean could be your fault? You've been saying that since the announcement

Azazel: I might have lost my temper and punched Adam in the face..
Only a tiny bit*nervous smile*

Vaggie:*frowns*

Azazel: I said I'm sorry." On his knees, please, what will it take for you to forgive me? I'm begging

Charlie:*sighs* it's fine. We will fix it

Azazel: You have my full support. I'll help however I can, but seriously, how can I make up for this

Charlie:*Devious smirk* I can think of a few ways

Charlie begins whispering into Vaggie's ear. Vaggie's' face goes bright red

They both look at Azazel

Azazel *thoughts* Ha, I'm in danger

Vaggie: OK no more distractions question is how do we do this any-

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now… (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]

Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?

Azazel: nothing to worry about dear
*glares At Angel Dust*

[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Azazel: you've got a 65% chance of success which are better odds then we began with so go for it

Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.]

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -

[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]