Hazbin hotel : The Fallen One

Scrambled Eggs

[We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!]

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

[Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.]

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

Charlie: What? Why?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

[Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them]

Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.

[Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes]

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

[Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.]

Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.

[Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.]

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

[Azazel walks in]

[He sports a black suit with an un buttoned shirt his hair is tied back neatly all in all he looked like he was attending a meeting]

Azazel: To be honest a lot of people are trying to kill him outside the hotel that is *smiles*

Vaggie:*slightly irritated/turns surprised* woah I never thought I'd see you in formal wear I thought you were a more casual dresser

Charlie: *squeals* you look great but what's the occasion

Azazel: Stupid overlord meeting your dad wants me to attend and make sure their not talking about overthrowing him or trying to leave hell something along those lines

Vaggie:*walks closer fixes Azazel's collar slightly* So how long are you gonna be gone for ?

Azazel: Not sure to be honest 2 hours maybe

Sir Pentious: Not to ruin your moment I still advocate for weapons

Vaggie: *irritated sigh* for the last time you can not build weapons here

[Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle]