FOOLS, MINIMINTER ✓

IMESSAGE

IN WHICH SIMON IS A FUCKBOY

boring simon
aurora

boring simon
aurora

boring simon
AURORA

boring simon
ARE YOU ALIVE

read!

boring simon
rude i see you ignoring me

i swear you better have a good reason of waking me up or im gonna kick you

boring simon
you don't even know me what

it's 1pm what do you want

boring simon
it's actually 6pm

there's something called time zones dude

boring simon
where are you from then?

new york

boring simon
cool im from england

that's nice my ibfs is from there

boring simon
ibf?

you know
internet best friends??
anyways what did you wake
me up for simon

boring simon
oh just wanted to get to
know you better friend

and why is that?

boring simon
because we're best buds

nope goodbye

boring simon
dONT LEAVE ME

read!

boring simon
im not blind aurora

read!

boring simon
im gonna keep spamming you

fine. how are you gonna
know me better?

boring simon
let's play 20 questions!

u fuckboy i s2g

boring simon
well do you have a better idea?

...

boring simon
thought so

the things i do

boring simon
first question!
what is something you enjoy doing?

i like watching tv shows
and reading books.
and fangirling about
them oops
ok my turn i guess
what do you do for a living?

boring simon
i make videos

videos?

boring simon
it's sorta complicated

are you like a director
or something?

boring simon
sorta yeah
what are you doing for a living?

i go to college but i
also work at a bookstore
are you in any fandoms?

boring simon
nope sorry

LAME ASS
how the hell are you
not in any fandoms?

boring simon
well what fandoms are you in then?

i shall list some.
teen wolf, scream, greys anatomy, shadowhunters/tmi, scream queens,
marvel, dc, and lots more

boring simon
what do you even do
when you're in a fandom?

well, you make friends,
ibfs, which i explained
is an internet best friend.
and you bond with others
because you have similar interests
and you talk about them.
whether it be dislikes or likes,
theories, and more. it's fun.
it's basically a community

boring simon
that sounds actually really fun
who's your ibfs?

vicky is my main bitch
but there are def more
anyways more about u
what do you like to do?

boring simon
i like to play fifa with
my friends and play some football

nice i guess
football is really weird
the ball is like a diamond
shaped brown turd

boring simon
the ball isn't brown
its almost always
white with black spots?

oh.
you're talking about soccer.
i see

boring simon
football makes more sense though!!
you use your foot to move the ball

yeah but it's america dude
we make no sense whatsoever
we have trump and not
secure enough gun laws.

boring simon
you should move to the
great country of england

i actually think i'm going
there for summer
i'm gonna meet vic and ty
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boring simon
isn't it weird being friends with someone you don't even know?

well yeah it's frustrating though
you can't hang out with them without a electronic screen

boring simon
do you have an other social media?

my insta, twitter, n snap is itsaurora :)

boring simon
nice ill follow u later or smt

boring simon
from this i learned that
-you are in many fandoms
-you have internet friends
-you're from America
-you work in a bookstore
-you're in college
-you have social medias
great !!!

wait how old are you anyways?

boring simon
im 22

are you in college??

boring simon
no I dropped out

oh nice i guess??
anyways
i learned...
-you're 22
-you dropped out
-you live in england
-you aren't in any fandoms
-you like fifa n SOCCER
-and you make videos for a living
but it's complicated

boring simon
wooo now we know
each other quite well huh

yeah
i guess:)

-

awkward ending???
yay!!!
but now they know a lil bit about each other
:)
aurora doesn't know about simon and his yt channel yIKEs
and also
idk if the timezones are right
im using the one my ibf n i have
(ny-> england)