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IN WHICH SIMON IS ROBIN.

CURRENTLY TEXTING "SIMOON🌚"!

auHOEra
hEY SI

simoon🌚
hEY RO

auHOEra
did we just

simoon🌚
what

auHOEra
WE JUST MADE NICKNAMES

simoon🌚
oH

auHOEra
it's like batman and robin
but ro and si

simoon🌚
10000/10 goals!!
wait
why are you Batman

auHOEra
because im cool

simoon🌚
fuck off im batman

auHOEra
in your dreams hoe

simoon🌚
skank

auHOEra
bitch

simoon🌚
whore

auHOEra
dick sucking buttcrack

simoon🌚
slut

auHOEra
ratchet ass trash bag

simoon🌚
sigh i cannot bring myself to
insult you any more

auHOEra
smf pussy

simoon🌚
on a serious note ro

auHOEra
oh shit it's gettin cereal

simoon🌚
ill ignore that
...
how are you dealing with the hate?

auHOEra
oh

simoon🌚
what do you mean oh?

auHOEra
it's been nice i guess idk

simoon🌚
im sorry

auHOEra
??

simoon🌚
i mean if i didn't ask for your medias
they wouldn't be all over you

auHOEra
it's okay
some people are standing
up for me which is nice

simoon🌚
they wouldn't have to do that
if it wasn't for me????

auHOEra
even if you didn't follow me,
it would happen eventually
seeing as we would still be friends

simoon🌚
yeah

auHOEra
hey don't put yourself down for that !!!
it isn't your fault some people dislike me
even though i am a very likable person smf

simoon🌚
you're extremely likable

auHOEra
yes yes i am
ANYWAYS LETS TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING HAPPIER LIKE HOW
IM GRADUATING IN 1/2 WEEKS

simoon🌚
nICE

auHOEra
yeah !!!

simoon🌚
i might as well call you google cause you have everything im searching for ;);));;));););

auHOEra
im

simoon🌚
did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy??? ;);););));));))

auHOEra
i would say god bless you but it looks like he already did ; - )

simoon🌚
okay that's enough

auHOEra
bitch you started it

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yes
some lil cheesy pick up lines ++
simon being CUTE and not insulting ro ++ (!!) simon being all sad n sorry about haters awWw yeee
short one because why not + it had a lil fluff in there o k a y
plus happy bday josh yeeE
i might do a chapter about him oOo

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