Tumblr Texts - Destiel : Sabriel [COMPLETED]

Chat 13

(BTW I CALLED MARK SHEPHERD MARKS BC THERES TWO MARK'S AND IDK MAN)

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Time: 1:35pm

Group: HoNeStLy

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ShutupSam:
*attachmentvideo.BibleAndHolyWaterOnTheseSinfulFucks*

SurpriseBitches:
LMAO OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN IN A WHILE

KevT:
HELLO
AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS?
YES THIS IS KEVIN AND I HAVE A VIDEO

GAYbriel:
THIS WAS THE BEST AND THE WORST THING???

ShutupSam:
It was single handily the best thing
I could've ever done

Http-Dean:
SAM WHAT THE FUCK

ShutupSam:
The noises you guys were making were so unholy, I had to give it a shot.
PLUS I WAS FUCKING READING WHEN YOU STARTED FUCKING.

OutdatedCas:
Idk how to feel?
Like do I feel threatened or do I laugh

GAYbriel:
Laugh.

OutdatedCas:
I feel threatened

GAYbriel:
Damnit I tried

Http-Dean:
I'm locking my doors from now on wtf

OutdatedCas:
Same

SurpriseBitches:

Http-Dean:
chARLIE

OutdatedCas:
I just fucking choked on my water

ShutupSam:
I SNORTED

GAYbriel:
Is this what you were doing
Because b l e s s

KevT:
Unfortunately the video is too inappropriate to put on AFV so I'm a lil mad

Like it's funny so air it wtf

SurpriseBitches:
There will always be another video Kev.
Eventually Satan will rule and Sam will do everything in his power to embarrass Dean

OutdatedCas:
K I'm locking my doors forever

SurpriseBitches:
Guys guys

GAYbriel:
wot m8

SurpriseBitches:
So apparently Tumblrs started voting other Tumblrs for the Supernormal spin off which is called Supernatural apparently and we were all voted for it.

Http-Dean:
Lmao why???
What's so important about us???

OutdatedCas:
I'd like to think it's bc we're cool

GAYbriel:
Us?
Cool?
Lmao no.

KevT:
What's the truth
Anyway
Why???

SurpriseBitches:
Idk man.
People are saying a bunch of shit like
"They just seem to relate."
"They're all basically the same people???"
"They're attractive, these tumblrs are attractive bam"
"I mean??? They love Supernormal??? And they relate??? And I just?? Idk man it seems right"

Http-Dean:
That's weird
I don't like this

OutdatedCas:
I doubt there'll be an actual spin off either so

GAYbriel:
Yeah
It's a dream that'll never come true

KevT:
Rip us and our dreams

OutdatedCas:
Lmao what characters were they voting is for?

SurpriseBitches:
Dean- Jensen
Cas- Misha
Sam- Jared
Gabe- Richard
Kevin- Osric
Me- Felicia
And there was a bunch of other Tumblrs too, like the Novak fam was nominated for all the angels and God so idk man

GAYbriel:
I'm looking at this storm rn lol
Lucifer as Mark are you- it's a perfect match tho I'm sobbing.

KevT:
Crowley as Marks? Makes sense.
They're both evil bastards.

Http-Dean:
How'd they get me as Jensen tho??? Like???

ShutupSam:
Dean
Have u met yourself???
You're basically Jensen two point O.

Http-Dean:
Idk whether to take that as a compliment or not.

OutdatedCas:
I would. Also I just got home from that fucking five, almost six, hour drive home??? What even.

ShutupSam:
That's what you guys get for living so far away.

GAYbriel:
we literally live in Lawerence, Kansas while you guys live in Sioux Falls, South Dakota

ShutupSam:
SHHHHHH
ITS A LONG DRIVE
THEREFORE IT MAKES IT FAR AWAY

Http-Dean:
Lmao okay then
Well me n Sam gotta go, a friend of our dads is getting married and apparently we have to gOooOo

GAYbriel:
Which dad?

ShutupSam:
As far as we're concerned Bobby is our dad.
Who's John? Never seen him before.

OutdatedCas:
Aww
Well, ily you guys and I guess we'll talk later.

KevT:
Yeet
Tell us how the wedding goes

SurpriseBitches:
I gotta know too

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Approximately eight hours later.

*Skype group call from DeanWinchester*
Time: 9:35pm

"Dean?" Charlie's voice rang through the speaker, many voices following.

Sirens were heard in the background. Deans facecam was off and they could hear him whispering, voice cracking.

"Dean, what's happening?" Castiel stared intently at his screen whilst everyone else did the same, waiting for his face to pop up in the box.

"Gu-Guys, it's Sam. Sam was shot."