Would it be gay if...?/Jilix

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Help Me

Jisung:
Felix I miss you

Hyunjin:
Umm did you mean to send this
On the group chat?

Jisung:
Yes, yes I did. We have news

Felix:
I miss you too

Seungmin:
Felix is pregnant!

Jeongin:
Omg I'm gonna be an uncle

Chan
Omg I'm too young to be a grandparent

Felix:
You guys are freaking dumb
I am a male, incapable of making
A child

Jisung:
Also we are only in 11th grade
(17 years old)

Jeongin:
Dang it, I wanted to be
And uncle

Jisung:
I don't even feel like telling you
The actual news anymore

Hyunjin:
You have to, you already mentioned
It

Jisung:
I don't HAVE to

Changbin:
I see the type of person you are

Jeongin:
Felix tell us the news!!!!

Felix:
Okay so me and Jisung....

Jisung:
NO! I want to tell them!!!

Chan:
....are getting married?

Jeongin:
...Are going to adopt a child so they
Can make their favorite friend happy
By making him become an uncle?

Seungmin:
...Realized that you hate each other?

Felix:
😂

Jisung:
Omg. We've been engaged for months
Now, we are seventeen Jeongin, I don't think that
We are legally aloud to adopt a child yet nor
Do we have a house or money or brain
Cells for that. And it's quite the opposite
Of that Seungmin

Jeongin:
Okay fine then, just ruin my dreams

Chan:
You and Felix getting a child sounds
Terrifying, even if it is later in life

I would be scared for that kids life

Felix:
You guys have no faith in us

Hyunjin:
Can you just tell us
Already?

Changbin:
Honestly just let them take
Their time, this is entertaining

Jisung:
Me and Felix are dating

Changbin:
Or not

Jeongin:
FINALLY AHHHHH

Seungmin:
You broke my boyfriend
But congratulations Felix,
Your dating an idiot

Felix:
Thanks Seungmin, and it's
Okay cause I'm an idiot too

Chan:
Wow, I feel single

Hyunjin:
Aww congratulations!!

Changbin:
I'm happy for you guys

Jisung:
Thank you!
And Felix doesn't have to
Be kicked off of the group chat
Anymore because I don't care
If he hears about my rants

Seungmin:
I don't think you ever cared
In the first place

Chan:
Well I got to go now
But I'm really happy for
You guys

Jeongin:
IM SCREAMING

Seungmin:
He's not even joking, he sounds
Like a dolphin and I'm about to
Go deaf

Felix:
I made that happen

Hyunjin:
You're really just taking all
Of the credit aren't you?

Felix:
Yes

Jisung:
Have fun!!!

Seungmin:
Jeongin is broken, he's dis functionally
Screaming about his ship and
About how all he needs now is to become
A uncle

Felix:
Put him in some rice

Jisung:
Lix that's not how it works

Felix:
You never know until you try

Hyunjin:
I'm scared for your guys
Future

Jisung:
I am too

Jeongin:
It better involve adopting a child

Felix:
Okay I'm tired

Jisung:
It is 4pm

Felix:
Yes and we stayed up all
Night watching Disney movies
Last night

Jisung:
Okay good point

Felix:
Goodnight guys

Jeongin:
Goodnight

Seungmin:
Don't die in your dreams

Hyunjin:
Seungmin wth? Bye Felix

Changbin:
Goodnight Felix

Jisung:
Goodnight Lee Felix, I love you so
Much and I'm so happy that I can
Finally call you my boyfriend ❤️

Felix:
Aww I love you too Sungie❤️

Seungmin:
Eew that was disgusting

Jeongin:
That was so freaking adorable,
Seungmin you have to start sending me
Goodnight texts now

Seungmin:
But I'm seriously right next to you

Jeongin:
So?

Seungmin:
I'm only agreeing to this
Because you're cute

Jeongin:
Yay!!!

Hyunjin:
I'm gonna go find food somewhere
Now so bye

Changbin:
Can I go with you?

Hyunjin:
Yes

Jeongin:
I ship

Jisung:
Me too

Seungmin:
I do too

I don't know where to end this and I know this chapter is kind of short but oh well, sorry