*incoming call from Weirdo Starbucks Lover on 5/27/17 (Saturday)
" Look if your gonna keep on calling me you need to stop hanging up."
"Eh whatever. So anyway I was thinking how creepy this situation is—"
"It's kinda cliché, like one of those bad teen movies"
"Don't even to there. And don't interrupt me! So anyway it's kinda weird like you could be some perverted old guy and I'm just and innocent teen girl, you know?"
"Or I could be an innocent young boy and you could be a creepy old lady in her flat with ten cats jerking off to the sound of my voice"
"Is that even possible? And your such a boy like ew, I had better hopes for you"
"..."
"Incase your unclear, that's the sound of me eye rolling. What else would you expect from a TEENAGED boy"
"Teenaged, note taken - your not a creepy old guy. Nice"
"How can you prove your not and old lady in a flat with her 10—"
"Yeah okay whatever, I get it. Um well surely I don't sound like an old woman?"
"I'll take it, cause the thought of an old woman in a flat gives me the creeps a little"
"So, what's your name?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"Oh your one of those"
"One of what?"
"The guys who think they're FBI agents or something"
"No! I was just saying why should I tell you?"
"Because I've told you mine"
"What? No you—"
"Lou. Louise"
"Lou... nice. Well okay I'm Zack"
*Lou has ended the call
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Hope you guys enjoyed call 4! Lots of love,
Gracie :)xox
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