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Me: I made that picture at the top have blur

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Me: I made that picture at the top have blur. Do you like it? I think it's quite hilari-

Axel: Not what we're doing right now, Jackie.

Me: Yeah yeah

Magnus: So why am I here?

Me: *hands him the dare card*

Magnus: AGAIN?! I ALWAYS DO THIS TYPE OF CRAP I NEVER GET A BREAK!

Me: Welcome to the club. Now here. *shoves button shirt onto him*

Magnus: Ow! This isn't very comfortable with two shirts on.

Me: I don't care. There are five buttons. Your goal is to pop three. Now, the dare never said you had to eat bad food.

Magnus: Thank Thor.

Me: But I'm gonna feed you bad food anyway.

Magnus: WHAT?! *gets raw squid shoved in his mouth*

Me: YOU FEAST

Axel: Ok well don't poison him! At least cook the squid first.

Me: *shoves grass down Magnus's throat*

Axel: Jackie what

Me: Let's see you do it then.

Axel: Ok. *feeds mashed potatoes to Magnus*

Magnus: Gah! What did you season this with?!

Axel: Cinnamon

Me: *puts hand to mouth to stop laugh*

Tooni: Oh move aside. *feeds ice cream to Magnus*

Magnus: Ack no! Brain freeze!

Tooni: Whoops! Sorry!

Me and Axel: *shrug*

Tooni: *shoves multiple burgers down Magnus's throat*

*two buttons pop*

Me: Only one more I guess.

Tooni: No let's do all of them. All of them! All of them!

Axel: All of them! All of them!

Me: All of them! All of them! *force feeds unidentifiable black stuff to Magnus*

Magnus: *gags but third button pops*

Tooni: *keeps feeding him food*

*all buttons pop*

Magnus: Finally!.........*passes out*

Tooni: *takes him inside and cares for him*

Me: Aw man. I was hoping he would explode.

Axel: The dare said he wasn't going to.

Me: Meh. Thanks and until next time!

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