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Me: Actually, One Pound Fish is a song. It doesn't mean pound as in weight, but rather the British currency.
Axel: Who cares! Let's just feed Magnus an entire pound of fish!
Me: Hmmm... Magnus weighs 99 pounds right?
Axel: Yes
Me: So if he eats one pound of fish, will he be 1% fish?
Axel: 😮
Magnus: What are you lumps talking about?
Me: *fish in my hands* Your lunch. *chases Magnus with the fish*
Magnus: *running* I refuse to eat all that! *sees large wolf and screams, then runs back towards me*
Me: Huh?
Wolf: *winks*
Me: Hmmm.... *grabs Magnus as he's running by*
Magnus: NOOOOO!
Wolf: *disappears*
Axel: Oh! It's just Loki! Wait, Loki?
Twist: Hey Axel. Jackie. Long time no see!
Axel: Twist! Hey thanks for the help just now!
Twist: It's no problem! Loki is the best slug!
Me: *hissing*
Axel: What's with you?
Me: THATS NOT A SLUG THAT A GHOUL
Axel: Uh
Twist: Relax, he's not gonna hurt you. We're friends, remember?
Me: YOU WORK FOR BLAKK AND I HATE BLAKK HES EVIL YOU BETRAYED EVERYONE AAAAAAAAA- *shoves fish down Magnus's throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Magnus: Well at least you cooked the fish so it's not that bad. *passes out from fullness*
Twist: Come on, I thought we were friends!
Me: I THOUGHT SO TOO, TRAITOR!
Axel: What's going on?
Me: HE WORKS FOR THE EVIL ONE!
Twist: I just wanna make sure I'm on the winning team.
Me: ELI'S TEAM IS THE WINNING TEAM
Twist: Chill maybe
Axel: Jackie it's ok. If he tries anything funny, well, you're the admin remember?
Me: Oh right. *teleports Twist inside a cage*
Twist: Hey!
Loki: *growls*
Axel: Jackie come on.
Me: Fine. *lets him out*
Twist: Ok, that was.... interesting.
Me: *hissing*
Axel: We're all friends here, ok? No more hissing, no more.... working for Blakk?
Twist: *shrugs* Well Not while I'm here. This is more of a vacation.
Axel: Anyway, the dare said to prank someone with Loki! Let's go to the Rescue Riders!
Twist: Lead the way!
Me: *trailing behind them and stops at Magnus's unconscious body* Have fun being 1% fish. *follows Twist and Axel*
*at the Roost*
Loki: *sneaks up on Cutter*
Cutter: *laying in the sun*
Loki: *makes him see a demon looking fire fury*
Cutter: *screams and jumps up*
Aggro: Cutter? OH THOR WHAT IS THAT?!
Axel and Twist: *snickering behind the Roost*
Winger: *sees them* Can I help you?
Twist: Uh-
Axel: Run!
Loki: *goes back to slug form and follows Twist and Axel*
Cutter: Huh? OH YOURE GONNA GET IT!
Aggro, Cutter and Winger: *chasing Twist, Axel and Loki*
Axel: Well thanks for the dare!
Me: *just arrived at the Roost* Uh... am I late?
Twist: Until next time!
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Rescue Riders: Ask Or Dare 3 (Ultimate Mashup)
FanfictionAt long last, it's the third and final ask or dare of the series! More details inside. Have fun and nothing inappropriate please.
