the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

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[Private chat with Isen and John]

Isen: Tell meee

John: I got amazing dirt

Isen: Tellmetellme

John: dirtonarlo.jpg

Isen: Is that arlo and elaine

Isen: On a date

John: Why yes it is

Isen: He'll kill me

John: I'll beat him up for you if he does anything

Isen: yay tysm

John: Shut up pen nerd

Isen: meanie

[regular chat]

Sera: That dirt on John wasn't nearly enough Isen

Sera: Isen you're getting worse and worse at finding dirt on people

Sera: But john is ok bc he made me cake to apologize

Isen: wait what

Isen: Why do u get cake???

John: Bc she is nice person

Isen: I'm nice

John: No you're not you crazy stalker rat crap newspaper idiot useless garbage

Isen:

John: Yeah

Blyke: ughhhh shut up it's fricking noon

Sera: So?

Remi: shut up guys

Remi: too early

Sera: 1. It's noon

Sera: 2. Remi u need to stop cooking cakes late at night

Sera: Like seriously I found a triple chocolate cake worthy of gordon ramsay

Isen: pls give me some ;-;

Remi: no

Remi: blyke do u want some?

Blyke: sure

Remi: sera do u want some?

Sera: sure

Remi: john do u want some?

John: uhhh ok

John: it better b good tho

Isen: remiiiiiiiiiii

Isen: i thought we were friends

Isen: Y U SO MEAN 2 ME YYYYY

Blyke: stfu

Remi: what blyke said but nice

Arlo: You need to get better self-restraint and not stay up so late. Both of you.

John: Isen it's time

Isen: dirtonarlo.jpg

Arlo: ELAINE

Elaine: yes?

Sera: I love how she just pops up when arlo's here

Blyke: might as well wake up ughh

Blyke: remi what u want?

Remi: pancakes w butter

Remi: and dont make them raw this time pls

Remi: ty blyke

Isen: wait

Isen: so we're just not going to acknowledge that they're probably doing stuff