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Secret god tier has reset everyone's names.

John has changed Seraphina's name to Sera.

John has changed Arlo's name to Asslo.

John: better now :))))))))

Isen: whooo

Sera: ty john

Asslo: fuck you john

John: gay

Asslo: i mean

Asslo: i hate you john go eat a moldy banana

John: don't tell me what to do

Blyke: tea

John: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

John: I AM VANILLA

Sera: too vanilla

John: and you're not?

Sera: im so vanilla im ice without the cream

John: all right then

Remi: fuck off bitches

Remi: we all know john's not fucking vanilla

John: how much alcohol have you had

Remi: asslo gave me some

John: @ASSLO

Asslo: whattttt

John: why did you give the shrimp alcohol

Remi: im not a simrp

Asslo: how do you know i drink?

Sera: yeah john

John: bitch i broke into your dorm in the middle of the night

John: RE FUCKING MEMBER????

Asslo: oh yeahhhh

Asslo: i was drunk

Sera: you do know you're like 18 @asslo

Asslo: im trying to build tolerance early so i can out drink people and accomplish full badassery

Remi: youll never be a badass

John: drunk remi is me sober

Sera: i dont want to see drunk john

John: anYWAY

John: Why do you need to build tolerance @asslo????

Asslo: not telling you

Sera: please asslo

John: tell us asslo

Isen: please asslo

Blyke: please asslo

Remi: tell us you dingbat

Asslo: FINE

Asslo: Okay so I was at a party with Rei and this one mid-tier challenges me (i was a sophomore) to a drinking contest. So I drink and drink and uh end up projectile vomiting onto the bartender. Mid tier apparently has anti drunk thing

John: gimme his stats i wanna copy his ability

Asslo: image.jpg

Blyke: why tf do you have that????

Isen: asslo threatened me to get it so i did ;-;

Sera: shaking my fucking head

John: okAY