the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Useless - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Elaine: im in the girls locker room rn

Elaine: there's a huddle of four doing sm shit

Thirty: is it redhead, cyan, dark blue, and pink?

Elaine: yep

Thirty: don't bother talking to them, i once had to punch one in the face to get her to notice that she was standing right in front of my locker

John: fight fight fight

Thirty: lmao u wanna go beat them all to a pulp

Remi: i never thought seraphina would ask this! Your better than this sera

Thirty: would you do the honors, john?

John has temporarily muted Remi.

John: D I E B I T C H

Calid: imma publish an article about u guys fighting them

Calid: it'll be front page!

Blick: u sure cecile will agree?

Calid: Yes indeedy!

Useless: Ew, nobody says "indeedy"

Elaine: i heard a moan

John: lmao

Thirty: was it like "aughhhh" or "mmmmm"

Elaine: mmmm?

Thirty: okay so that's their noise they make when they say no

Thirty: aughhhh is the sound they make for yes

John: and if you see a peace sign, it means a war is about to go down between them

Calid: how do you guys know all this??

Thirty: i hid in a shower stall and eavesdropped

John: when they were in a class i copied invisibility and snooped

Blick: john y u do dat

John: because fuck you, that's why

Blick: ;-;

Thirty: JOHN COME WITH ME TO THE MALL

John: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Thirty: you really gonna make me go all by myself huh?

John: you say that, but nobody's making you do anything

Thirty: fuck this you're coming

Thirty: no if's, and's, or but's

Blick: saucy

Elaine: what the actual fuck

Elaine: they grabbed me like a fucking hostage

Elaine: SOMEONE HELP

Useless: huh

Useless: well goodbye forever

John: i wanna beat them up so ig ill help u

Thirty: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BLYKE

Thirty: GET OUT OF MY DORM

Thirty: OUT OUT OUT I DONT WANNA LIVE LIKE THIS

Blick: im so sorry i thought it was elaine's

Thirty: that doesn't make it better

John: you will pay you rip off goku fucking useless cheap-ass light saber useless infrared light can't do anything right good for nothing piece of bloody shit

Blick: I think now's a good time to run...

Calid: bye felicia

Blick: OH FUCK NO JOHN'S CHASING ME

Elaine: huh the group asked me to join them

Elaine: what should i do? @thirty

Thirty: punch them all in the face

Elaine: gimme a second

Blick: JOHN CAUGHT UP TO ME OH NO PLEASE

Blick: ELAINE BORROWED A BOOK OF MINE AND IT'S OVERDUE PLEASEEE

John: tell it to the judge

Blick: SERAPHINA PLEASE

Thirty: the judge has spoken:

Thirty: JOHN BEAT HIM UP I WAS IN SWEATPANTS AND A SWEATSHIRT

John: good night! :D

Blick: HELP

Elaine: i punched them all in the face :))))

Elaine: they r all begging me to heal them but nOpE when i was a freshman and asked to join they beat me up

Calid: good for u!

Calid: anyway

Calid: how ya doin @blick

John: he's getting special treatment! :D

Thirty: bed

John: ...bed?

Thirty: i want a bigger bed

Thirty: one that i can lay down on sideways and still be able to sleep normally

John: then why did u just say "bed"

Thirty: I DONT KNOW OKAY

Calid: hey sera

Thirty: wHAT

Calid: be more subtle next time

Thirty: OH FUCK YOU

John: *sniffles* CHEATER

Useless: Why the fuck do I talk to these idiots

Blick: help me

John: die bitch

Blick: please

John: DID I STUTTER

i stole the locker room idea from another chatfic hehehehehe 

coming next:

Calid: I-I thought you had more self control

Remi: lmao john having self control