the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

dog shit, glitter glue, perler beads, and perfume

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

Calid: out of curiosity, how did ur parents explain to you about the birds and the bees?

Lie: "out of curiosity" bro you are always curious no need to put that in there

Calid: bro

Lie: bro

Calid: bro

Lie: bro

Calid: bro

Lie: bro

Lie: bro

Calid: bro

Lie: bro

Calid: bro

Lie: bro

Calid: bro

Lie: bro

Calid: bro

Thirty: I will beat the everliving shit out of both of you if you say bro again

Lie: bri

Thirty: I-

Calid: how did ur parents tell you about the birds and the bees

Thirty: You asked that already

Calid: yeah, but then i angered you with blyke

Lie: brimance

John: My dad sat me down

John: He started talking about it

John: And then I went and I hid under my bed so that he would have a panic attack in the morning

Rind: so mean

John: I kept doing it until he bought me a shitload of candy

Thirty: wow ur dad bought u candy???

Thirty: I had to sneak out my bedroom window and pay $5 for one three musketeers

John: i got really sick lmao

Elaine: My parents sent me a pdf file

Elaine: I was so confused but then i asked seraphina and she explained everything to me

Fok: Pdf file?

Elaine: uselesscrapneverreadagainburnthis.pdf

Fok: You still have it?

Elaine: yep!

Fok: also, are you done doing crack cocaine?

Elaine:

Elaine: ehehehehehehe

Rind: i never learned until middle school

Rind: after that incident near the bleachers

Rind: my parents sat me down and talked to me and i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thirty: am i the only one who was properly schooled in making children?

Calid: yea

Calid: me older sister told me all this nonsense that i had to unlearn during that biology class

John: Isen: wait, so you don't get pregnant by kissing after midnight???

Thirty: lmao i was there

Thirty: i was perfect sera but even then i busted a gut laughing at him