the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

|stoic prick|

Sera: john rate my looks

John: 10

Sera: yayyyy

John: rate me

Sera: 9- ungelled

Sera: 2.5 - gelled

John: waht

John: i thought ungelled was 3, gelled was -1

Sera: noooooooo

Remi: John you're a 6

Blyke: rate me

Remi: 7

Isen: blyke is just the redhead version of john

Remi: but red is fireeeee

Elaine: im gonna leave again

Elaine: u bother me while im doing my hw

Elaine has left the chat.

Asslo: i feel like everybody rates their gf/bf higher than they should

Sera:

John: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT?!?!?!

Sera: heh

Asslo: w h y

Remi: john be reading finally

Sera: john also be packing

Sera:

John: HOWWWW

John: THAT WAS IN NEW BOSTIN

John: I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A COMA

Sera: i have my ways

Isen: wait

Isen: can you say about when you went too far with john @sera

John: sera no

Isen: sera yes

Sera: sera yes

Sera: OVERRULED

John: but one of those people was you

Sera: don't talk about irrelevant shit

Sera: so we were doing ruin-blyke's-sandwich-counter

Blyke: WAIT I THOT THE OTHER DAY WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING

Blyke: *THOUGHT

Blyke: *THOUGHT

Isen: BAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Isen: i never thot you could be so stupid

Sera: stfu you two

Isen: ;-;

Blyke: (._.)

Sera: and we went to the bedroom

Sera: and things happened

John: i want to die

Sera: if you're crying take a video of the tears for the compilation

John: kk

Isen: ah

Isen: so that's why john wanted to never speak of it

Blyke: wait sera

Blyke: have you ever done *it* with somebody else?

Sera: that's classified

Blyke: john?

John: that's also classified

John: also stop being so hellbent on me trying to admit that im kinky

Blyke: i didnt even say anything about that

John: if i had answered you would've done a follow-up question

Asslo: well this has taken an interesting turn

Remi: it sure has

[9:52 pm]

Asslo has invited Elaine to the chat.

Elaine: hey

Elaine: u got the popcorn?

Asslo: yep

Asslo: what are those sounds

Elaine: john and seraphina going at it in her bedroom

Asslo: and you're just okay with it?

Elaine: ive walked in on them so many times it's now just a small annoyance

Asslo: what about sera's time ability?

Elaine: idk

Sera: jkhgjgnfkl

Sera: wituhernjskdm

Sera: kjdsgnlkdsf

Sera: i dont use it cause ive walked in on you and asslo a billion times

Isen: tea

John: we're done

Sera: because we are mature and know when to stop

John: no we just don't want a repeat of the we-went-too-far thing

Sera: that too

Blyke: wAIT

Blyke: elaine and that stoic prick kiss???

Asslo: stoic prick?

Asslo: i have emotions, dumbass

Blyke: is kissing asslo like kissing a rock? @elaine

Elaine: first gimme a lawyer

Blyke:

Isen: wait

Isen: so elaine and asslo have walked in on john and seraphina and vice versa???

John: pretty much

Isen: :|

Sera: me and elaine share a dorm

Sera: john USED to rent a house but vaughn took that away

John: then i had to room with that pathetic excuse for a lazer tag employee

Blyke:

Elaine: sera used to be all "dont get up in my biz" but now she doesnt care

Sera: i DO care but i dont show it because i prefer for you to waste your strength healing me than for me to waste mine rewinding my injuries

Elaine:

John: hey @asslo wanna go for another round?

John: winner gets 5 bottles of free champagne

Asslo: you're on

John: one of you bastards get the camera

coming next:

Blyke: john's q u a k i n g in anger