Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Useless - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Calid: let's play a game :D
John: fuck you
Calid: fuck me yourself
John: What the hell
Calid: who's the most likely to kill somebody
Thirty: lmao john
John: It's
John: uh
John: BLYLE
Blick: wtf u didn't even spell my name right
John has changed Blick's name to Blyle.
Elaine: kinda sounds like bile tbh :/
John has changed Blyle's name to Bile.
Bile: WHY ME
Bile: I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE MISTAKEEEE
Calid: who's the most likely to get 110% on taht super hard spelling test
Thirty: Not you
Thirty: As co-head of the press team you should be able to spell "that" without error you fucking donkey
John: it's sera
John: always sera
Thirty: ✨always meeeee✨
Calid: who's the most likely to go on a rampage using just a fork and a knife
Useless: ELAINE
Elaine: WHAT
Elaine: IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY YOU ARLO
Bile: It's Elaine, duhhhh
Thirty: yeah, who else?
Elaine: BUT BUT BUT
Elaine: IT'S ARLOOOOOO
Elaine: NOT MEEEEE
Thirty: you did have too much fun eating with a fork and knife at that dinner party
Elaine: IT WAS ONE TIME
Elaine: ARLO LITERALLY THREW A FORK AT ISEN AND BLYKE
Calid: who threw what now? I don't remember anything
Bile: me neither
Bile: you must be joking
Elaine: but...but
John: IT SHALT BE KNOWN AS ELAINE AS THOU ROYAL FORKETH THROWER
Elaine: oh stab me with a fork
Useless: Exactly
Calid: anywayyyyy
Calid: who's the most likely to be kind but also incredibly mean
Remi: MEEEEEEEEEEE
Thirty: where tf did you come out of bitch
Remi: I was just listening cuz I didn't want to be muted again
John has temporarily muted Remi.
John: now that that's taken care of
Calid: HELLO THE PROMPT????
Thirty: It's actually
Thirty: HELLO, THE PROMPT???
Calid: IT'S TEXTING BAD GRAMMAR IS ALLOWED
John: says the one who screamed when i said "me and sera" instead of "sera and i"
Calid:
Calid: Touche
Calid: who's the most likely to end up happily married
Thirty: Remi
John: Elaine
Thirty: IT'S REMI
John: IT'S ELAINE
Thirty: REMI
John: ELAINE
Thirty: REMI
John: ELAINE
Thirty: REMI
John: ELAINE
Elaine: huh
Bile: I thought it was Seraphina, honestly
Useless: Yeah, me too
Calid: ooookay then
Calid: who's the most likely to end up divorced and bitter
Thirty: ooh-ooh, don't be bitta
Thirty: ooh-ooh, cause i'm fitta
Thirty: ooh-ooh, why hasn't it hit her
Thirty: he doesn't want to bang you, somebody hang you
John: wtf
Thirty: it's from 6 the musical
Thirty: don't lose ur head
John: ohhhhh
John: that thing u forced me to listen to
Thirty: smh
Thirty: but anyway, it's asslo
John: obviously
Elaine: ...blyke?
Bile: rude
Bile: IT'S ASSLO DUHHHH
Calid: yeah, asslo
Useless: Honestly, that's kind of true
Useless: I'm very goal-focused
John: BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATEVER
Useless: Whereas John is more...what's the word?
Thirty: emotional?
Elaine: crazy?
Calid: terrifying?
Bile: strong?
Useless: Strange
John: 🖕
Useless: quite childish but okay
John: sorry not sorry about what i said, i'm just trying to have some fun
Thirty: you go girl
John: don't worry don't worry don't lose ur head, i didn't mean to hurt anyone
Elaine: whooo
John: l-o-l, say oh well, or GO TO HELL
Useless: ...
John: sorry not sorry about what i said, don't lose ur head
Useless: And this is where I leave crazytown
lmao poor isen just trying to play a game and everybody else going crazy
coming next:
Bile: Are you really this dumb or is it just my imagination?
Thirty: HEY
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