Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[after school]
Calid: So after that monstrosity that we saw last night
John: Bitch who told you to walk into Seraphina's dorm uninvited
Thirty: ughhhhhh
Thirty: I'm so sick
Elaine: SHUT THE fUCK UPPPP
Elaine: YOUVE BEEN WHINING FOR FIVE HOURS NONSTOP
Elaine: I WILL THROW YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS OUT THE WINDOW IF YOU DONT SHUT UPPPP
Thirty: JOHN
Thirty: Elaine's being meaaaan
Lie: Wow seraphina's sick
Lie: So odd
John: well after you intruded on us
John: She went outside and a kid blew snot on her
Thirty: DOWN WITH CHILDREN
Fok: I agree, let's erase those pathetic pieces of shit
Lie: Arlo you usually aren't this animated
Fok: I'm drunk and elaine roofied me
Elaine: ehhehehe
Fok: Also why are there searches of girls and boys kissing in my search history
Calid: Arlo your kinky side is showing
Fok: You mean elaine's
Elaine: I-I was curious
John: HAVENT YOU INTRUDED ON ME AND SERAPHINA ENOUGH TIMES TO KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE
Elaine: welllll
Rind: GUYS
Rind: I made friendship bracelets who wants them???
Cecile: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FLTYING FUCK UP
Rind: So mean
Cecile: WE HAVE TURF WARS TO FUCKING DAY
John: Eh
John: Fine I'll come
John: Sera?
Thirty: I'm dyinggggg
Thirty: pick me up and then ill fight
John: Okay
Cecile: Or you could use me as a substitute for her
John: I don't want your weak ass ability
Cecile: Rude, considering I helped u during your joker arc
John: Stfu bitch
Fok: Okay so
Fok: We have turf wars in approx 2 hours
Thirty: I wanna light a fire and then throw agwin into the fire and then step into the fire
John: Me everyday
Fok: That's concerning but not to me
Fok: Anyway, everybody take a damn train to that field
John: The field where my trauma resides
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