I'll Be Good, I Will (Brahms Heelshire × Reader)

Brahms and Gardening

Basically I headcanon that Brahms he good with plants

•This man has green thumbs, and is horrifyingly good with his fingers. That's not only known from personal experience

•He knows how to handle a plant, and once he gets the whole yard he's absolutley decking the place out.

•He's cut in time for gardening in his schedule at this point, replacing one of his hours or half of one for the plants. It's quite cute

•He has got an entire spot in the yard filled with all your favorite plants, that being flowers, fruits, veggies, you name it.

•If you like it, it's there guaranteed

•He loves putting a bunch of flowers in a bouquet for you

•You bet your ass he's got rose pedals all over the floor in your bedroom every damn time he wants something in particular.

•This ranges from sex to an extra ten minutes after playtime and you can usually guess which is which by whether or not he's wearing pajamas or nothing at all

•This man is an absolute dirty deviant by the time he's covered the entire yard, and bath time comes early each time. He hates it.

•Once he learns how to fashion flower crowns, you bet he's wearing one every day, and he sure as hell makes you one

•He wore one out once and someone insulted him for being girly

•It took a lot of convincing to tell him that he can wear flower crowns and that flowers are not specifically for women

•Like what loser made that up smh

•With fruits and vegetables however, he absolutely loves when you cook with them

•He enjoys the cooking far more this way, claiming he put work into it, and he certainly isn't wrong

•They are wonderful vegetables and wonderful fruits too

•Back to the plants though

•He definitely names them. You can't tell me that this man lived in the walls for twenty years and didn't name his plants. He probably has imaginary friends too, no doubt

•They are all very fancy and specific though.

•Alexandria, Victorious, Beau, Blooms

•Some of them are funny though. Like Veggie and Busch

•Don't make fun of him for it though.

•Oh, and trust me. He trims the bushes, makes them look like hearts or animals. He loves taking pictures of you in front of these

•Most of them are designed for just that

•But in the end, every flower and plant is watered with his love for you, since he wants you to know that he's trying to make this place inhabitable and comfortable for you

•He will protect you from the ugliness in himself, in others, and most importantly, he will protect you from the ugliness of the house