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[brat and yoongi's chat] (brat=joon)

brat-
i listened to it

yoongi-
yea so?

brat-
wut do u mean yea so?

yoongi-
yea so?

brat-
u really don't understand huh? -_-
or do u just want 2 hear my compliments? ;)

yoongi-
i'm gonna tell jin hyung
that u r cheating

brat-
huh? wut did i even do?

yoongi-
u sent me that wink emoji

brat-
wow -_-
u really... just nvm
btw just the guide version is so amazing
u r a genius hyung c:

yoongi-
i know that already

brat- 
u need to stop hanging out with jin hyung -_-

yoongi-
shut up
that's just self appreciation
u ungrateful brat

brat-
wow...
declaring war, r we?

yoongi-
wut's the use when i wqould win

brat-
shut up

yoongi-
why should i?

brat-
y r u even fighting with me in the first place?

yoongi-
cuz u r second place

brat-
that was soooo..
not funny -_-

yoongi-
guess what?
i'm done with ur bullshit
u ain't worth the calories i burn talking 2 u

brat-
ouch ;-;
that hurt

yoongi-
when i fell from heaven? a bit.

brat-
no
when u crawled from the pits of hell
you-
i ain't even allowed to swear at you

yoongi-
shut up and tell the date of the recording
dumbass

brat-
day after tomorrow
walnut

yoongi-
alright bye and shut up

brat-
bye 
hope ur single ass gets laid soon

yoongi-
i don't need anyone

brat-
oh trust me u do ;)


seen at 4:04 p.m.

[jin and yoongi's chat]

yoongi-
hyung?

hyung-
yea?

yoongi-
joon is cheating on you

hyung-
wut did he do?

yoongi-
he sent me that wink emoji

hyung-
really yoongi -_-

yoongi-
alright leave that hyung
can u gimme some advice?

hyung-
ofc

yoongi-
so i have this one friend
he keeps complaining to me that
there is a boy that accidentally texted him and they have been talking ever since
but he's not abl to get the boi out of his head
wut should he do to get his mind off of the boy?

hyung-
oh.. simple
just text the boy again

yoongi-
that'd work?

hyung-
yup

yoongi-
i'm trusting u on this
bye 

hyung-
yea.. bye :)

[jin and namjoon's private chat]

jinnie-
joonie?

joonie-
yea?

jinnie-
our friend is finally getting laid

joonie-
u mean grandpa is gonna get married?

jinnie-
yea 

joonie-i'm happy :D

jinnie-
me 2 :D

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lmao yoongi thought he was sly

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