bitches be like "yayy we goin' on a family tour it's gonna be soo fun with everybody" and suddenly mid-tour their inner introvert strikes and they be crying for going home
it's me
i'm bitches
______________________
hyung-
ayo
the day after tomorrow is our wedding
u all r invitedhoseokie-
that sounds somewhat less enthusiasticyoongi-
he and namjoon had a fight and walnut had ranted to me on call
who tf fights two days b4 their wedding?hyung-
me and namjoon
any fucking problem?cookie-
jin hyung wtf did u do to namjoon hyung??!!hyung-
greatminyoonji-
pretty sure u all gonna be back to being gucci within 24 h.guccitae-
GUCCI :Dyoongi-
i assure u that's wut gonna happen this all ain't newbrat-
bitch u didn't have to expose meguccitae-
r u going to divorce?hyung-
NO I'M NOT GIVING MY MAN TO ANYONE OUT THEREbrat-
NEVER IN MY LIFE I'M GONNA LEAVE MY JINNIEyoongi-
there u gomochicheeks-
wow umm that was quick
btw who the best man?hyung-
jungkookbrat-
yoongsyoongi-
unfortunatelyhyung-
ah i forgot
theme is off white and ivy green thank's to namjoon's nature-loving asshoseokie-
again u sound disgruntledhyung-
THAT'S CUZ I WANTED IT 2 B PINKbrat-
and that was the reason i had to intervene -_-
cuz there's no way i'm gonna wear a pink tux and wait for a pink jin while being surrounded by all fucking pink flowers every fucking where
gosh i'm trusfrated
*frustrated
jungkook's rubbing off on mecookie-
glad to know ~(˘▾˘~)
i'll make sure to make jin hyung's peasant ass look like a king 4 the real king himselfhyung-
bitchbrat-
jk thanks but jinnie is the real kinghoseokie-
can y'all pls like stop with the extremely peaches and cream, sweeter than sweet, chocolate cheeks and chocolate wings stuff like pls i'm missing yoongiguccitae-
u did NOT just do that
here i go
NAE PPI TU NUNMULcookie-
no tae not nowminyoonji-
i'm missing minie 2mochicheeks-
aww yoonie i miss u too
hobi hyung feels annoyingyoongi-
u ain't calling my sunshine datminyoonji-
well i ain't shielding u from this minie u brought it upon urselfguccitae-
lmao like a momhyung-
well be prepared 4 the wedding i ain't accepting no peasants in my weddingbrat-
jinnie b polite
umm yea
pretty much wut jinnie said but in a more polite wayyoongi-
ayy hoseokiehoseokie-
ayy yoongiyoongi-
when should we have our wedding?hoseokie-
after i graduate?yoongi-
pretty good
i guess that's it
i'll go select the ringshoseokie-
i'll be tagging alongmochicheeks-
did yoongi hyung just propose hobi hyung? umm like just.. like that?
and did hobi hyung just accept... just like that?minyoonji-
unbelievably, yeshyung-
wow umm idk wut 2 saybrat-
yoongs been always like t8
not surprised -_-guccitae-
wut i'm scared of is hobi hyung becoming like himhoseokie-
bitch i still can read all msgscookie-
oops_______________________
book's gonna end soon
9 chaps left
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