Daniel's Retirement???

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Seb: I know we haven't talked about in the chat, but Daniel is everything going alright with you???

Max: MCLAREN IS THE WORST

Daniel: Yeah, doing well, all things considered

George: You sure????

Max: THEY DON'T DESERVE DANIEL  

Daniel: Don't try to react on Max. He needs to get this off his chest. 

Pierre: He is having drama-queen moment 

Charles: Still remember that Max needed to rant about how Cars 3 ended

Yuki: I wasn't there but I just feel like Max was right

Pierre: It was something about that cars should not give up or something

Max: SAYING THE THINK CARE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH

Yuki: Do you mean Lightning McQueen??

Pierre: I don't know

Max: FORCING DANIEL TO GIVE A SPEECH THAT HE IS COMMITTED TO THE TEAM AL WHILE THEY ALREADY SIGNED FUCKING PIASTRI 

Lando: Pierre you never saw Cars 3????

Pierre: no........

Max: AND NO I AM NOT MAD AT OSCAR BUT MCLAREN ARE A BUNCH OF WANKERS

Lando: YOU WANKER

Yuki: YOU WANKER

Val: But Daniel is there anything we can do??

Daniel: Ehhmm...... I think I know something😼😼

Max: HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO SOMEBODY??

Seb: I am not going to pull 'that' prank again

Daniel: You are no fun

Max: ALSO MAKING HIM RELEASE A STATEMENT ON INSTAGRAM

Fernando: Which prank are we talking about??

Seb: I was thinking about Malaysia 2015

Lando: What happened???

Daniel: oowh I was thinking 2014 Canada 

Max: I HOPE THEY ALSO REALIZE THAT THEY ARE AS MUCH TO BLAME FOR THE BAD RESULTS

Charles: Tell us more 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Val: I think we should ask Nico R., if we want to recreate that one

Daniel: Yes let's do that. Lewis are you hitting him up?? 

Max: WHY DID THEY PITT HIM FOR FUCKING HARD???? THEY ALREADY KNEW IT WAS A SHIT TIRE.

Lewis: No

Daniel: But this could be my last prank on the grid🥺🥺🥺

Lewis: Messy move Riccardo

Max: MCLAREN HAS ALSO SHIT AT STRATEGY

Val: But is it working??? Because I will start ordering stuff

Alex: Tell us more about this prank

Daniel: You youngster are not ready for that

Max: THEY ARE WASTING HIS TALENT 

George: 🙄🙄

Carlos: I feel like I should know

Fernando: Ooowh believe me you don't

Max: MCLAREN CAN JUST GO BANKRUPT 

Lewis: I have contacted him just for you Daniel

Seb: I didn't know you still had his number

Yuki: 🍿🍿🍿

Lewis: Don't pull that crap at me, Sebastian. You still have the number of two important ex's.

Max: IF BRUCE MCLAREN SAW WHAT ZAK IS DOING TO HIS TEAM HE WILL BE TURNING OVER IN HIS GRAVE

Seb: Let's move on 

Mick: two? 👀👀👀

Daniel: You got it out off your system, babe???

Max: ZAK CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. I THINK THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE RESERVES FOR HIM. 

Max: okay now I am done

Daniel: Okay now listen up everybody. I am going to say this one more time and then you guys can let it go. 

Val: Go ahead buddy

George: We are listening

Esteban: Got my notepad ready 

Daniel: Yeah it sucks. It is not ideal and I wish it was different. Only it is not. Nothing we can change now. I am all good always. This won't bring me down. I have enjoyed the butterflies and being naïf. I have no regrets only memories, incredible memories. I still want to race, but that is not up to me. I also know I have much more in life than just F1. I have my love, my friends, my family and many other ambitions. Please stop looking at me like I am a victim. We all know how this sports work. Let's make the best of the remaining race and enjoy that this is the last season it is the 20 of us on the grid. Love you guys, especially Maxy. 


Max is me. I am still not ready to say goodbye. I thought writing this would help process it but it didn't. I just hope that this season isn't going to be his goodbye. 

Tip: Try to read it without Max's parts, it makes more sense that way...... 

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