bitches broken hearts || mattheo riddle

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"Ave, we love your songs and stuff, but I'm trying to think here." Lorenzo said.

"Does it hurt?" Raven replied smugly. Enzo shoved up his middle finger playfully, then collapsing into a lying position on the bed.

"What are we supposed to do?" Theo whined.

"Fuck up first years." Draco joked.

"Draco!" Pansy exclaimed.

"It was a joke, Pansy. Relax." Draco muttered.

"We can go outside. The Carrows are idiots, Potter and his muppets are running around, Snape is in charge, and the lessons are not what they were. Still appreciate the attention for Slytherin, though. It's time those Gryffindorks didn't get special treatment just because Dumbledore was in Gryffindor and so is Potter." Sienna suggested, sighing.

"Voldy is still on with his bullshit, yeah." Ave groaned.

"There's a taboo on my dad's name, you know." Mattheo said coldly.

"Not on the name Voldy, quizmaster Riddle." Raven replied in an equal tone.

"Ugh, for once, get along. This is our last year. Just fuck, get married, get kids and die." Blaise exasperated loudly, earning death glares from both students.

"We will never fuck." Raven started.

"We will never get married." Mattheo continued.

"We will never get kids."

"Top of it all, we'll never get along."

Mae looked at them suspiciously, "I'm going to tell that at your wedding. I'm going to tell your whole life relationship."

"Again, we will−"

"Just shut up! Can we at least go to the forbidden forest?" Sienna repeated.

"Whatever." Mattheo mumbled.

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"The best thing about going outside is going back in again," Draco complained, kicking the ground, "It's a shit place."

"Are you getting deja-vu, mal-boy?" Theo teased, smirking while slinging his arm around the Malfoy's shoulder.

"You should Nott." Draco spat.

"That was a terrible pun, Draco." Pansy said.

"Sorry, want me to give a pansy to you?" 

"You dumb fuck." Mae rolled her eyes, shoving Draco. Raven snickered at the three, along with Blaise, Sienna, Lorenzo and Mattheo.

"We should get a tree. For Christmas. The Carrows will probably torture students less as a gift, but torture them more as a gift for themselves." Raven said.

"Are you mad? We may be Slytherins, but we'll be fucked." Mattheo said.

"Girls are already being fucked by you, Riddle. Not keeping your dick−" 

"Okay, we get it!" Mae interrupted Raven.

Mattheo glared at Raven who grinned in triumph, as the group walked in the forest.

Suddenly, after three minutes of silent walking, Ave gasped. "A tree!" 

"Oh my God! A tree! What the fuck! What a miracle!" Draco sarcastically gasped, "There's a tree there, too! Oh my God! They magically appeared! The universe is strange, isn't it?"