me abt a year ago: imma write the best story ever!!!
a month later: fuck it I quit
PRESENT: *someone commenting* omg
LITERALLY RIGHT FUCKING NOW: wtf the STORY HAS 300+ COMMENTS AND 50 VOTES WHAT IN THE FUCKKKKKK
I love y'all sm♥︎
also im writing a katsuki bakugo (my hero academia) short story plus I have so many other mha ideas fr I'm a simp for deku/bakugo/todoroki/kaminari/dabi/hawks/kirishima/shindo/etcccc
also I hate camie ughhhh
I MIGHT PUBLISH THE FIC IM WORKING ON
like
MIGHT.
all MIGHT
haha I'm sooooo funny *note the sarcasm*
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the next day ──── morning ──── weekend
"KNOCK KNOCK!!" a voice yelled from the other side of the door.
"Who's there?" Raven groaned, laying on her bed exhaustedly.
"Chickens."
"Chickens who?"
"No, silly. Owls hoo. Chickens cluck."
"Okay." Raven answered before sighing into her pillow. "I hate period."
"Oh for fuck's sake..." the voice groaned, "FBI, OPEN UP!"
Raven shot up from her bed. "EVIE!" she shouted, before slamming the door open.
lmao my motivation quote app said "everything will be okay"
yes I am depressed stfu wahhh
"Wifey!!" Evie squealed. Mae, Pansy and Sienna appeared too.
"Besties!" Raven smiled brightly, before groaning and clutching her abdomen.
"Aw man, Mother Nature's monthly abonnement is activated, huh?" Sienna asked.
"Yeah. I have to pay with my eggs. Like, the fuck? I'm not a bird." Ave grumbled. The girls came into her room, eyeing her bloodstained bed.
"Damn, did Jeffrey Dahmer barge in here before us?" Mae gasped.
"No, womanhood did." Ave droned before leaning against the wall and sliding downwards.
"Hi sisters!" Enzo exclaimed, barging into the room. "AH! WHAT THE FUCK!" He screamed, catching sight of Raven's bed.
"Period, bitch." Raven said in a girly voice, examining her nails. "Material girl~"
"Uh, did you commit murder? Well, slay queen!" Enzo squealed.
"I was being literal. I'm on my period."
"Bloody hell."
"Indeed."
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──── midday
"Thanks, guys." Ave muttered, her mouth full of chocolates. "My stomach is killing me."
"No problem, bestie!" Evie smiled along with the others.
YOU ARE READING
bitches broken hearts || mattheo riddle
Fanfictionミ★ 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 ★彡 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇──── mattheo riddle, raven grindelwald and their gang scare the hell out of hogwarts after raven's heavy breakup ── mattheo riddle belongs to @y...
