All the f1 drivers are added to a groupchat.
What could go wrong?
See all the shenanigans unfold and what happens when the f1 drivers end up spending a lot of time together.
Ships will be involved.
Give your favourites in the comments.
Carlos: Erm Carlos: I was just wondering Carlos: Well, Kevin: For fucks sake, just spit it out Carlos: Sebhowdidyougetferraritostopfuckingupyourstrategy Yuki: ??? Kevin: Say it again but slower please, Carlos Carlos: Sorry Carlos: Seb how did you get ferrari to stop fucking up your strategy? Charles: Yes, we need to know Max: Indeed Daniel: ??? Max: ? Daniel: Why would you want ferrari to stop fucking up the strategy? Esteban: Yes Max, your winning, so ferrari fucking their strategy benefits you Nicky: Why would you want to change it? Max: Well, I do want somebody to challenge me for the win instead of winning by 20 odd seconds all the time Max: It gets lonely out front sometimes and Checo, isn't allowed to challenge me Max: Sorry Checo Pierre: Checo??? Pierre: Huh, that's strange, Checo hasn't been active in the chat for quite a while now George: What Max said makes sense Mick: Indeed Lance: Any of you find it odd that Seb hasn't spoken up yet despite Carlos asking him a question Zhou: Yes, now that you mention it, especially since his name was actually mentioned Zhou: He usually always answers straight away when that happens Seb: Hey, what's up guys? Mick: Seb!!! Nando: Where have you been? Alex: Yeah you got called ages ago Seb: Huh? Lewis: Hello, what's going on? Checo: What have we missed? Lando: Scroll up Lando: Where were you Seb? Yuki: And Lewis? Pierre: And Checo Seb: Oh! I was in the shower Seb: Anyway, about stopping ferrari from making a mess of the strategies Mick: Oh!!!😯 Mick: It's time for a Seb Masterclass in ferrari strategies Seb: Well, the only rule I have (which happens to be the most important one) to stop ferrari from screwing up the strategy is, don't let ferrari make the strategy Seb: This is what I learnt at my time at ferrari Daniel: When it became a shitbox Seb: Yes, but mind your language Daniel, there are children in THIS groupchat Lando: What do you mean THIS groupchat? Seb: Anyway, I started making my own strategy since the strategists were incompetent at their jobs all of a sudden Lando: What does incompetent mean? Lewis:
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Lando: Oh, thanks Lewis 😊 Lewis: No problem Lando 😀 Carlos: How do u not know what that word means? Alex: Dude, it's Lando Carlos: Good point 👍 Lando: Hey!!! Charles: Thanks Seb😊😊 Seb: 👍 Charles: But what if we fuck up our own strategy? Seb: Language!! Seb: Just blame it on ferrari Carlos: Good point Carlos: Thanks Seb Seb: No problem, happy to help George: Really? Seb: Yes??? George: Well, could you help me 👉👈
*** Authors Note
So you lucky lucky people got 2 updates yesterday and another one this morning. So in later chapters I am thinking of playing: fuck, marry, kill : truth or dare : never have I ever
So I would like any things you would like the drivers to do or answer in the comments. It would be a great help 😊. Charles: No please don't. Me: Charles get back in the story Charles: Don't listen to her Me: No, do listen to me Me: Charles Charles: Fine, I'm going
I'm sorry about that. I've no idea how he made it into my notes section.
