Drunk Drivers

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Checo: ThE WorRLlD Is UPSoDE DowN
Seb: OOHOOoOOHhHH
Seb: APIKnlKG GiRoFFe
Checo: a HOLlLeeE
Lewis: a TALlKInGG WAelL
Lewis: OOooOoOoOoooOO
Lewis: NNmeVEERr MmmIInDDd
Lewis: OooooNnnnlYyY ChEco
Lewis: ChEccccOO iN Thhe HOusse
Checo: cHHecccccooOoO
Seb: ahfjekcxehlhxkhe
Seb: jdpehfufj
Lewis: gsjsjsoshswbsifhfn
Checo: dhwosfhdud
Seb: HilLlL
Checo: Iii SeeSE BlUUE FlYINNnNnGg TurtttTl1es
Seb: Oh, noooooo
Seb: Watttyeeerr

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*7 hours later at 9am*

Charles: Would you guys like to explain what happened?
Max: Yes guys, explain what happened
Carlos: Lando, what did you do?
Nicky: George, Alex what did you do?
Lando: Why do you think it involved me, George and Alex?
Pierre: Because it usually does
Lance: Oh, are you talking about last night
Max: Yep
Charles: Actually Carlos and Nicky, Lando, George and Alex weren't involved
Nicky: Wait, what?
Carlos: Thank god for that
George: Oh, last night, what happened last night?
Yuki: Yes I want to know as well
Alex: Same
Zhou: If it didn't involve Lando, Alex and George, then who did it involve?
Daniel: What you guys talking about?
Pierre: Something that happened last night
Val: Oh
Nando: That
Esteban: You guys know what happened?
Daniel: We just found out
Max: Checo, Lewis, Seb, care to explain
Mick: What????
Lance: Yes, in the middle of the night
Max: 2am
Yuki: 🍿🍿🍿
Zhou: 🥤🥤🥤
Pierre: 🌭🌭🌭
Charles: I got a phone call
Lance: And my phone and the groupchat got spammed with messages
Kevin: You spammed the fucking groupchat in the middle of the fucking night?
George: There's no point trying to talk to them, because haven't you noticed, they've been awfully quiet
Charles: Oh, I forgot they're all asleep trying to work off their hangovers
Yuki: Back to the story
Zhou: Yes go back to the story
Alex: I've just gone back and read the messages from last night
Nicky: Fucking hilarious
Val: Seb had better not hear you say that or he'll be after tour throat
Lando: Charles, who was on the phone
Charles: Oh yes, it was Seb
Max: A very drunk Seb, Checo and Lewis
Lance: He kept slurring and mumbling his words quite badly
Charles: Eventually, this nice police officer took over
Esteban: The POLICE got involved!!!!! 😯😯😯
Max: Yes
Lance: They were so drunk that they had fallen into the canal
Mick: Who fell into the canal?
Charles: All of them did
Carlos: I would not expect that from any of them, especially Seb
Charles: I know, anyway
Max: The police officer asked us if we could kindly pick our friends up from the police station
Lance: So me, Max and Charles ended up at a police station at just gone 2am
Charles: They were all absolutely wasted
Max: And they all kept clinging to us complaing about feeling cold and ill
Lance: Somehow we managed to get them to Max's apartment
Daniel: The bit I'm annoyed about is, why didn't they ask me along
Max: They are all fast asleep at my apartment where me, Lance and Charles are keeping an eye on them 😑
Lewis: Morrrrnyng
George: Explain yourself
Seb: ???
Mick: Why did you get so drunk?
Checo: Just lost count of the amount of drinks we had
Seb: How did we get into Max's apartment?
Pierre: Scroll up
Lewis: Oh 😬
Lewis: I didn't reveal anything did I?
Lance: No
Max: Why, what is there to reveal?
Lewis: Oh, nothing
Checo: I can't remember anything since leaving the last bar
Nando: Mate, I'm not surprised
Esteban: Mate???
Daniel: Why didn't you guys invite me?
Seb: Sorry, we forgot, maybe next time
Daniel: Okay 👍
Max: No, there will be no next time
Charles: I agree, I'm not dealing with you being drunk, three of you were bad enough
Daniel: You're no fun
Val: I'm quite surprised you are trying to stop them considering it's always seems to be you guys that need help
Max: Erm, well we'll talk later
Yuki: 👋

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