Lando gets Traumatised

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2022 Grid

Lando: Ahhhhhhh
Lando: MY EYES
Lando: MY EYESSSSS
Lando: I did not need to see that
Lewis: I'm so sorry Lando
Daniel: LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON HAMILTON
Daniel: WHAT DID YOU DO
Nando: What did you see Lando
Checo: Also Daniel, you are starting to sound like Seb
Daniel: I'd rather not have a traumatised teammate thanks
Checo: Fair point
Lando: I saw Lewis naked
Daniel: Is that what happened Lewis
Lewis: Erm
Lewis: Yes
Lewis: sort of
Nicky: How did you manage to see Lewis naked????
Lando: I went to talk to him and he forgot to lock his drivers room door
George: Trust me Lando
George: It's not the first time it's happened
Val: Indeed
Lewis: Sorryyyy
Kevin: How do you forget to lock your drivers room door
Mick: Probably the same way you do Kev
Kevin: 💀💀💀
Kevin: Wait, you've seen that
Mick: Unfortunately 😣
Kevin: Sorry
Lando: This makes me feel a lot better
Lando: It's like a therapy chat

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Private chat between Mick and Lando

Mick: You didn't just see Lewis naked did you
Lando: Unfortunately not
Lando: It wouldn't have been as bad if I had
Lando: I saw him having sex
Mick: I thought as much
Mick: I've seen Kev having sex
Lando: Ooof 💀
Lando: Was it with Hulk by any chance
Mick: Yes
Mick: How did u know
Lando: Didn't know who else it would be
Mick: Don't tell anybody
Mick: And don't tell Kev I told you
Lando: Technically you didn't
Lando: And who else knows about Lewis
Mick: Me, Max, Val and George
Mick: Everybody other than me has walked in on Lewis having sex
Lando: How did you find out then
Mick: Oh, they just told me after I told them about me and Kita
Lando: Oh
Lando: Thanks for talking to me about this Mick
Mick: No problem

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2022 Grid

Lando: Thanks guys, I feel a lot better now
George: I've just read the earlier chat
George: If u have any more troubles of the same nature just talk to me, Val or Max
Val: Yes, it can be traumatic if you don't talk to anybody
Zhou: Are you talking from experience
Val: Unfortunately
Lance: I feel sorry for you
Val: Thanks
Max: Thanks
George: Thanks
Lando: Thanks
Pierre: You've all walked in on Lewis naked
Max: Yep
Pierre: 💀💀💀


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