Lewis: We're married
At that statement, everyone bar Mick and Kita looked shocked. Everyone looked at the intertwined fingers of the couple and saw wedding rings on their fingers.
Max: Wait
Val: What
Lando: When
George: Why didn't you tell us
Jenson: Did you lot know about this
Seb: Why didn't you tell the rest of us
Max: I knew that they were together but didn't know they were married
George: Me, Lando, Max and Val all walked in on them having sex
Mick: Lewis and Nico both told me and I knew that they were married, I also have walked in on them, just not having sex
Seb: How long has this been going on for
Nico: We got married at the end of the 2016 season
Lewis: After Nico won the title
Joylon: B...b...but
Pascal: The great Brocedes war
Nico: We put on a show of pretending to hate eachother because of the media
Lewis: The media were getting too close to the fact that we were in a relationship so we put them off the scent
Carlos: Wait, why did you keep arguing and fighting eachother in the groupchat
Nico: It was fun
Lewis: Most of the time we were in the same room
Jenson: You made us all suffer, when in actual fact you were married
Lewis: Yep
Alex: Does Toto know
Nico: Nope
Lewis: He never even knew that we were dating, let alone married
Nico: He would blow a fuse if he found out that we never hated eachother
Daniel: You made his life hell when you kept arguing, or pretending to argue
Seb: So you've been married for nearly six years and only told one person
Nico: Yes
Charles: Ohhhh, that's who Lando walked in on
Felipe: Elaborate
Charles: Lando said he walked in on Lewis naked, so I was wondering if he saw Lewis and Nico
Lando: Yes I did walk in on Lewis and Nico
Lewis: We're sorry we didn't tell anybody
Nico: No we're not
Max: Why wasn't I invited to the wedding
Nico: It was a sort of split second slightly drunk wedding in Vegas just after I won the title
Seb: You were DRUNK when you got married
Nico: Only slightly
Lewis: We'll have a proper wedding and invite all of you in the near future
Nando: Thanks
Lewis: Now we'd appreciate it if you kept this to yourselves for the time being
Seb: Certainly
Zhou: Mick, what did you mean before when you said that you walked in on them, just not having sex
Mick: Well...
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F1 Groupchat and Other Things
FanfictionAll the f1 drivers are added to a groupchat. What could go wrong? See all the shenanigans unfold and what happens when the f1 drivers end up spending a lot of time together. Ships will be involved. Give your favourites in the comments.
