Bosses

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Toto: Somebody hold me back
Toto: I'm really mad rn
Toto: I think I might strangle Somebody
Mattia: What happened
Mike: Did someone break into Mercedes
Christian: Is Lewis retiring
Toto: NO, although it does have something to do with Lewis
Otmar: Well, what is it then
Toto: You remember the great Brocedes war in 2016
Andreas: It's hard not to remember it
Gunther: Lewis and Nico absolutely despise eachother now
Toto: NO
Franz: ???
Toto: Lewis and Nico don't hate eachother
Frédéric: What???
Toto: They don't hate eachother one bit
Mike: 🤨
Toto: No, in fact I found out that ot is the opposite of hate
Toto: I found out that they have been in a relationship since 2008
Christian: Wait WHAT
Toto: THEY HAVE BEEN FUCKING MARRIED SINCE 2016
Toto: MARRIED!!!!!!
Toto: They made me deal with their constant bickering and arguing when in fact they were fucking behind closed doors
Toto: WHAT
Toto: THE
Toto: FUCK
Christian: Are you finished
Toto: Yes
Franz: I did not expect that

*A couple of minutes earlier*

Private Chat between Toto and Jost

Jost: Toto, I've just heard Alex talk about drivers being together when I was on a call to Nicky
Toto: What does this have to so with me
Jost: He says that Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg are married
Toto: WHAT
Jost: Yep

Private chat between Toto, Lewis and Nico

Toto: Are you two married
Lewis: How did you find out
Toto: So, that's a yes then
Nico: Yes
Lewis: Toto
Nico: Toto, where are you
Toto: How long
Lewis: We've been together since 2008
Nico: We got married in 2016 after I won the title
Toto: Oh, i have to go now

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Authors Note

So, this is going to be the last chapter for a while, though I might write about the race but I'm not sure yet.

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