Chapter 11

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Kenny pov:

"Your majesty! They are taking the princess on a walk to Starks pond in an hour!" My spy shouted as he ran up to me

"Will anyone else be with them?"

"Nope! Just the king, Stan Marshwalker and lady Y/n!"

"Good, I'll go tell the king. We need as much soldiers as we can"

I went up to the wizard

"Grand wizard, Lady Y/n will go on a walk in about an hour, get our soldiers, we need to plan"

"Good, do you have a plan yet?"

"Well all we really need to do is make sure someone takes all of the kings and ranger stan marshwalkers potions and just fight them i guess. We can't kidnap them because they will more than likely escape and take Lady Y/n back with them."

"Fair enough, that'll probably work"

"Yeah, for now just tell everyone to go to starks pond and we can wait for them."

"Alright"

I headed to starks pond straight away so I can have an idea of where we will attack and the surroundings

"Oh hey princess kenny, I was wondering where you went!" Paladin butters said as he came up to me

"Yeah, did the rest of the humans leave yet?"

"They said they would in 5 minutes when i was there, so probably left by now"

"Alright, hopefully they'll come before Lady Y/n does"

"You really care about her, don't you"

"Well, yeah"

"Thats fine! Im a little bi curious myself!"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Nope! Im really confused"

"Lets just wait for the others to get here.."


-- Once the humans are all there --


"Princess, Lady Y/n is leaving with the soldier and elven king right now" My spy said

"Thank you" I replied

"Lady Y/n has left the elven kingdom, they are coming! Get into your hiding places and as soon as they come, ambush them."

Everyone got into their hiding spaces in the bushes, behind the trees, ext. 


Y/n pov:

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with.. S!" The elven king said

"Aren't you going to play princess?" Stan asked me 

"THREE!" You could hear a voice shout as a bunch of humans came out of their hiding spots

"Its an ambush!" Stan shouted

A big grin was put on my face. They came to save me

then, I could feel arms grab me and pick me up. It was my brother.

"What the fuck are you doing"

"Not letting them get you."

"Oh fuck you elf king" I said as i punched him in the face, making him let go of me

I ran up to princess kenny

"Princess kenny! Thank you for coming to save me! That really was hell being with the elves"

"No problem! That's what gals are for!" she said and winked at me as we both giggled

"Give it up you two. You know you can not win. Just give up and spare yourself some blood" The grand wizard king said to the elven king and his best man

"Fine. What do you want wizard fat ass"

"Hey don't call me fat ya fucking jew!"

"alright, alright"

"Anyways, what I was saying before this bitch inturupted me.." The wizard started to say, glaring at the elven king

"Wait what do we want from them?" He asked thief craig

"I don't know, I'm just a thief"

"Well we have lady Y/n, but I don't think we need them to tell us anything, so just knock them out i guess" Princess kenny said

"Ya heard that? Knock em out!"

"Yes your majesty" A few humans answered

"Hey- hey- why the fuck we doing it like this-"

Bonk

Bonk

"Alright, lets go home people, we got what we came here for"

"Can we play with lightsabers now?"

"Kevin. Oh my god. Every fucking time Kevin. Why."

"Hey, princess, can I talk to you for a second?" I asked princess kenny as we were walking back to kupa keep

"Yes, of course!"

"Look, I don't blame you for giving me to the elves. I understand what it means to have a little sibling you do anything for. I'll be honest, if they threatened Ike, which they wouldn't since he is the elven king little brother too, but if they did for some reason, I would give someone in too. Especially if I would like to think the person im giving in wont get hurt"

"r-really?"

"Yes, I forgive you"

"Oh thank you so much Lady Y/n!" She shouted as she hugged me

"Alright this is getting a bit awkward now.. Maybe you can umm let me go now?" I finally said after a while

"Sorry, Im just not used to being forgiven so easily"

"No problem" I smiled


-- At the kingdom of kupa keep --


"Humans of the KKK! We finally got Lady Y/n back!! And as a celebration, we will have a party here tomorow after school!!" Everyone cheered really loudly as soon as they heard that

"So today I'll need all the help I can get for people to help with setting up the party! Who wants to help?"

Silence

"A-anyone?"

"Well you guys are a bunch of assholes! Im now throwing a party by myself!"

"Me and princess kenny can help" I spoke up

"I guess me and barbarian tweek can help too" The thief said

"You'll help barbarian? Or will you just scream and be unhelpful the whole time like always?!" The wizard king shouted at him, obviously unpleased

"Dude chill out, it's better than no fucking help"

"GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"

"Alriight-"

"Then the rest of you can leave early, we have a party we need to plan" The wizard king finally finished

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