Cartman pov:
"That was the craziest fight ever! It's so funny how Wendy admited her and the girls dont have balls!" I shouted showing some kids in my class the video I made of the firght while the teacher was out of the class
"Y/n doesnt have balls either.." Some kid watching said
"What are you on about? She has giant balls. I mean, Kyle would be squished into a pancake if she didn't show up and it's obvious she could take them all down without Kyle's help"
"No Cartman, not in that way.."
"Just shut up already! No one gives two shits about you anyways, in fact, who are you again?"
"Brimmy.."
"Well then, shut the fuck up Brimmy"
He rolled his eyes and I kept on showing the video to the class until Tweek came up to me
"H-Hey Cartman. GAH! THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"
Craig and Tolkien were at the other side of the class watching Tweek and sighing, obviously looking dissapointed
"C-can" Tweek tried saying but Craig came up to me and helped him out
"We need to talk to you in private"
"Alright? I'll put the video on ticktock later, don't worry!" I finished off to the crowd
"What the fuck do you guys want?" I asked Tweek, Craig and Tolkien who just joined us
"Princess Kenny and paladin butters are planning on going to the elven kingdom later, I think a couple of other humans should be there to make sure they're not doing anything fishy"
"Alright, tell me what time as soon as you'll find out and us 4 will go then"
"Sure"
What are you trying to do princess kenny..
Y/n pov:
"Look mom, we're sorry" I said as we entered the house, trying to calm her down
"Yeah, I mean, it wasn't really-" Kyle started explaining, not helping the situation at all
"Stop talking, both of you. I am sick and tired of you guys getting into fights all the time. And this time you fought 10 or something helpless girls?!"
"Well they weren't helpless, Kyle is pretty bruised and-" I started saying before I obviously got interupted
"You got a poor girl into the hospital. God knows if she'll even survive"
"She did kinda deserve-"
"Why do you guys keep on interupting me?! I have had it with you two! You are both grounded for 6 months and don't try use your father to slim your way past this one!"
"6 months?!"
"What did I say about you guys interupting me? You lot march on upstairs and no talking until your in that room, I'm locking the door and you'll only be let out for school. Me or your father will bring you food and your little friends will be able to come other and speak to yuo guys through the door. Go"
Me and Kyle went upstairs, obviously mad
"nahh, 6 months?!" Kyle whined as soon as our mom locked the door and went away
"Fine with me, we can sneak out as soon as school finishes for everyone2
"How?"
"The window, obviously"
"Won't mom realise?"
"We literally have a cat flap on our door specifically for leaving food there since we get grounded so much. She won't be coming in unless it's to let us out for school in the morning"
"Fair enough. What time is it?"
"twelve. She was shouting at us for quite some time" I said checking my phone
"At least we wont have to see our parents for a week" Kyle said
"What do you mean, we have school"
"We don't, remember?"
"How- Ooh yeah, we got supended. Kinda still funny though not gunna lie" I said letting out a small chuckle
"How much do you wanna bet Bebe is dead?" I asked Kyle
"Well realisticly, she'll be fine and will be back at school soon. But how I do wish she would be dead. Or at least with something perminant."
"Yeah."
-- Later --
I came out of the wardrobe in my role play clothes
"Hey Kyle, it's 3pm, you could maybe start getting ready now?"
"Oh yeah, gimme a second"
Kyle quickly got dressed and we both headed into the back yard
"I'm starting to have second thoughts on this idea.." Kyle said as soon as some people started entering
"Well I don't blame you, but lets be honest, a week without the kids? They're obviously at some fancy restraunt or some shit. Don't worry, if we get caught, I'll say it was my idea"
"It is your idea"
"Well all the same, anyways, I'll be in my tent. See you later elf king"
Stan pov:
I went into the elven kingdom and into Y/n's tent to see how she's going
"Hey princess"
"Oh hey Stan!"
"Kyle said your coronation will be in 10 minutes, you exited?"
"Yep! Can't wait!!"
"Cool"
Cartman pov:
"Your majesty, we have more information, the paladin and princess are attending Lady Y/n's coronation in the elven kingdom, they left right now and we think that they may have been spies for the other side"
"That's a stupid thought" I said carelessly
"However since the paladin and princess are attending Lady Y/n's coronation in the elven kingdom, they might be been spies for the other side"
"That's literally what he just-"
"It's fine leave it. So are we going now or..?"
"Yes, lets go now. Just find the barbarian where ever the fuck he may be"
"He is already following them"
"Great then"
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FanfictionY/n Broflovski, is an average girl in south park, but this game she started playing with the boys, well it may be starting to be a bit too realistic. {Art Cover not mine}
