Princess Kenny x reader

Chapter 15

Kyle pov:

I was talking to Stan about his next mission, when my spy, (Some kid), ran up to me.

"Ah, (Some kid) you got any news on kupa keep?" I asked him

"As a matter of fact, I do. Your sister is in a relationship with one of the humans. Princess Kenny"

"That sick son of a bitch. Princess Kenny never has enough, does she?"

"What do you mean your majesty?"

"Everyone in kupa keep knows their princess is  dirty player and now she has princess Y/n wrapped around her finger." Stan explained

"Well, just another reason to get her back. Stan, forget about the mission get my planning team and tell them we're having a meeting"

"Yes your majesty" Stan said while bowing down

I'll kill you princess kenny. For messing with my sisters feelings like that. You'll pay.

Princess kenny pov:

It's wierd, this feeling. Whenever I get with some of the members of kupa keep, I never feel this feeling. I think I actually love Lady Y/n.

One thing I never could understand, was whenever someone realised i was using them, they're mad for like and hour, then goes about as if nothing happened

It's nice, I like the feeling

"Princess keeeneyyyy!!" It was the wizard

"Yes grand wizard?"

"I can tell, in your eyes, that you really love Lady Y/n, it's good to know you won't play with her feelings, just keep all the other people you were with a secret."

"I know. And what the hell? Can you read my mind or what?"

"A wizard's secret stays hidden princess keeny."

"Yeah sure"

Kyle pov:

"How do we make sure they wont take her back this time?!"

"That's what we're trying to figure out, aren't we sir jason?" This kid is really getting on my nerves

"Hey, wait. I think I have an idea! What if we hypnotise her!" Some other kid shouted

"We're not the wizard king. We can't put spells on her. But we can give her a potion" I finally agreed

"You four, start making the potion" I said as I handed them a potion book

"Your majesty, if we will hypnotise her, then it isn't really your sister is it? Just what you want her to be" Stan said after the four kids left

"I know, so we won't give her the full potion. We just need to give her enough to understand what we're doing and how we're trying to help her"

"You know the princess, she isn't a good listener"

"Which is the main point of the potion, I don't know the plan fully yet to be honest. Just go with the flow I guess"

"Yes your majesty"

"Now, I'll go back to my tent, you may do whatever you were doing before, goodbye"

I went into my tent and started thinking hard. What will I need my sister to know and think.

Just then, the four elves who I sent the potion, just came back with a weird drink.

"Is that the potion?"

"Yes! Luckily we had some lying around"

"Alright, now just the tricky bit: Getting Princess Y/n here. Everyone still know the plan?"

Cartman pov:

"Why can't you do anything right theldspar. God fucking dammit, I need a better thief"

Just then, a single paper airplane landed in front of me, it was to me

"Go away you useless thief"

"Sure"

I opened the paper airplane

Dear grand wizard king, 

It is Stan Marshwalker and we, the elves, have an offer for you

We need Princess Y/n, as she is our kings younger sister and next in line for the throne if anything tragically happens to him

You may think we want her for her great combat and that may somewhat be true, but lets be honest, if you do give her to us, she'll run away the first chance she gets

A little birdy told us that yours and our princess' are in a romantic relationship. Don't you also find it discusting how a human and an elf with the tip of her ear cut off are together? After all, she is still and elf.

If you do give her to us, we have 10,000 bucks ready for you. But you must keep this deal a secret and say that we kidnapped her while she was on a walk

We hope you cooperate

-The elven kingdom

That 10,000 bucks is just waiting to be claimed, it's hard to take down a opertunity like this.

"Lady Y/n? Can we have a talk in the garden?"

"Yes, we may your majesty"

-- At the garden --

"So, what did you want to talk about?"

"Sorry not sorry, I need the money"

Then sir stan marshwalker jumper down and put a bag over lady Y/n's head, until she passed out

"When am I getting my money?"

"Did you really think we had that much money? We just wanted our princess. Bye!"

He ran off

"YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER"

"HA THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING IN MY DAMN YARD ALL THE TIME" The old man who always annoys us shouted from his tower

"FUCK YOU THIS IS THE GARDEN OF ANDROS!"

"NO THIS IS MY FUCKING YARD!"

"YOU WISH THIS WAS YOUR YARD"